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Sep 18, 2021 - 11:03pm |
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I think the restaurant owner's Naan was driving
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trekhead
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Nov 19, 2009 - 5:01pm |
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Boy, the US Navy has those Stealth vessels....Man! Those are some efficient ships.
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cookinlover
Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant) Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 12:57pm |
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I like the cockney accent a lot... especially the way me 'oney 'n ring(o) talk.
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bokey
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Nov 19, 2009 - 12:55pm |
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trekhead wrote:
My buddy Phil, 'e thinks so too.
Oh cheesus.
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phineas
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Nov 19, 2009 - 12:54pm |
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trekhead wrote:
My buddy Phil,'e thinks so too.
I saw him on the subway.
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trekhead
Location: Set On FUN!!! Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 12:54pm |
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MrsHobieJoe wrote:
Yeah, the steaks are getting higher now.
My buddy Phil,'e thinks so too.
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MrsHobieJoe
Location: somewhere in Europe Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 12:00pm |
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cookinlover wrote: I'll bet it was a real Whopper!
Yeah, the steaks are getting higher now.
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cookinlover
Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant) Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 11:59am |
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trekhead wrote:I knew this one sea Captain, he could tallow whale of a story!
I'll bet it was a real Whopper!
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trekhead
Location: Set On FUN!!! Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 11:57am |
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I knew this one sea Captain, he could tallow whale of a story!
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trekhead
Location: Set On FUN!!! Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 11:55am |
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DaveInVA wrote: It looks like that one chick fillet lot of guys!
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DaveInSaoMiguel
Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 11:46am |
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bokey
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Nov 19, 2009 - 11:39am |
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Taco Bell has a special Black Jack Butt Crack Attack Taco this month. Think about the insides of your buns.
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cookinlover
Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant) Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 11:18am |
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Dave_Mack wrote: I didn't want to get em-broiled in that kind of intrigue.
I understand. That sort of things gives me the shakes, too.
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Dave_Mack
Location: Ball of Confusion Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 11:16am |
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cookinlover wrote: You should've grilled him for more information.
I didn't want to get em-broiled in that kind of intrigue.
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cookinlover
Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant) Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 11:11am |
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Dave_Mack wrote:My gymnastics coach is very poetic. He told me to "hie onto the mat and perform on yon rings!"
You should've grilled him for more information.
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trekhead
Location: Set On FUN!!! Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 10:34am |
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Thes egive me a Hardee laugh!
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 8:28am |
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hippiechick wrote: an OLDIE.
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 8:26am |
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meower wrote: Guy needed a job really bad so he went to an employment agency and they got him a job as a school bus driver. First day on the job he goes out to pick up his bus and it has Sesame Street characters painted all over it. Looks at his run, and goes to the first stop, and two large girls get on and the first says "HI! I'm Obsese Patty!" Second girl says "hi! Me too, Obese Patty here!." They go sit in the back of the bus. Second stop, a dorky kid gets on and says "Hi! I'm Special Ross" and he goes and sits in the back too. Third kid gets on, cute kid, says "hi! I'm Lester Reese!" and sits behind the bus driver. At the next traffic light, the bus driver turns around and sees that Lester has his shoes and socks off and is picking at his feet. Bus driver says "THAT'S IT!" Drops the kids off at school and goes back to the employment agency and says "I QUIT!" The agent says "why?" and the guy says "are you kidding? I had: Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Reese picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus!"
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 8:21am |
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Guy needed a job really bad so he went to an employment agency and they got him a job as a school bus driver. First day on the job he goes out to pick up his bus and it has Sesame Street characters painted all over it. Looks at his run, and goes to the first stop, and two large girls get on and the first says "HI! I'm Obsese Patty!" Second girl says "hi! Me too, Obese Patty here!." They go sit in the back of the bus. Second stop, a dorky kid gets on and says "Hi! I'm Special Ross" and he goes and sits in the back too. Third kid gets on, cute kid, says "hi! I'm Lester Reese!" and sits behind the bus driver. At the next traffic light, the bus driver turns around and sees that Lester has his shoes and socks off and is picking at his feet. Bus driver says "THAT'S IT!" Drops the kids off at school and goes back to the employment agency and says "I QUIT!" The agent says "why?" and the guy says "are you kidding? I had: Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Reese picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus!"
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Dave_Mack
Location: Ball of Confusion Gender:
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Nov 19, 2009 - 8:20am |
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My gymnastics coach is very poetic. He told me to "hie onto the mat and perform on yon rings!"
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