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Posted: Apr 12, 2014 - 2:45pm
BlueHeronDruid wrote: dear buzz what would buzz do? I mean, really. signed. Dear sig buzz would do what buzz would do. Really. Love, 23 buzzdoo

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Posted: Apr 12, 2014 - 2:26pm
dear buzz what would buzz do? I mean, really. signed.

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Posted: Apr 12, 2014 - 2:21pm

ScottN wrote:

dear buzz,
I checked the "bring out your dead" thread, and I wasn't named.
Is that a sign of hope?
a. newman

Dude,

The "bring out your dead" thread? Really? Puh-lease. That's gotta be one of the lamest places on the internet.

And what's with all you people asking me about hope? Like I told Hans and Franz down there {#Arrowd}

, forget it. It's just not happening.

Vote for change,
buzz16

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Posted: Apr 12, 2014 - 10:25am
buzz wrote: Dear Alfred, Ain't you dead yet? Crypt Keeper buzz dear buzz, I checked the "bring out your dead" thread, and I wasn't named. Is that a sign of hope? a. newman

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Posted: Apr 12, 2014 - 5:29am
ColdMiser wrote: Dear Buzz If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? sincerely Farmer on the dole Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho Farmer in the Dell, It ain't rocket science, therefore, I ain't interested. May I suggest you take a wife, take a wife. The buzz stands alone.

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Posted: Apr 12, 2014 - 5:25am
ScottN wrote: dear buzz, someone imitating you gave me medical advice in the bb thread. garroting, or simple excommunication for the imposter? still bleeding, a. newman Dear Alfred, Ain't you dead yet? Crypt Keeper buzz

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Posted: Apr 12, 2014 - 4:48am
Dear Buzz If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? sincerely Farmer on the dole

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Posted: Apr 11, 2014 - 10:36am
dear buzz, someone imitating you gave me medical advice in the bb thread. garroting, or simple excommunication for the impostor? still bleeding, a. newman

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Posted: Apr 8, 2014 - 8:44pm
Coaxial wrote: Dear buzz, Long time reader, first time poster...I saw some buzzed deer one time. See what I did there? True story...Fermented corn...Falling over drunk. The deer not me...I don't drink. Unharshed U, Sorry it's taking you so long to read this. I will try to use smaller words in the future. As for the rest...pics or it didn't happen. b

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Posted: Apr 8, 2014 - 8:34pm

NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

Dear Buzz,

How many Buzz Hertz's make up a Quantum Filip?

I have an inkling that there is no success like failure but I might be
up the garden path on this one.

Yours truly

ZweiStein

Dear Zwieback,

Thanks for inquiring about my hertz. My knees will feel better after I get back on the anti-inflamatories and the elbow sleeve is helping my tendentious. I'm afraid I won't be doing any flips, quantum or anything else. The knees. Remember...the knees.

Sorry the ink thing didn't go well. Maybe you can get it lasered off.

Stay off the garden path at night.

Sincerely,
JohnSteinbuzz

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Posted: Apr 8, 2014 - 10:46am
Dear buzz, Long time reader, first time poster...I saw some buzzed deer one time. See what I did there? True story...Fermented corn...Falling over drunk. The deer not me...I don't drink. Unharshed

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Posted: Apr 8, 2014 - 10:26am
Dear Buzz, How many Buzz Hertz's make up a Quantum Filip? I have an inkling that there is no success like failure but I might be up the garden path on this one. Yours truly ZweiStein

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Posted: Apr 8, 2014 - 10:15am
ScottN wrote: dear buzz, is there any reason to maintain a sense of hope? uncontentedly no one's, f. kafka franz, no. buzz

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Posted: Apr 8, 2014 - 10:12am
oldviolin wrote: Dear Buzz, Are those your legs or are you sitting on a chicken? Signed, Mr. Cobb Dear Mr. Cobb, Before I address your question, may I suggest you cultivate a less corny name. Getting to the root of this problem will make the rest of your life smooth as silk. Environmentally yours, Kernal buzz

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Posted: Apr 8, 2014 - 9:44am
dear buzz, is there any reason to maintain a sense of hope? uncontentedly no one's, f. kafka

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Posted: Apr 8, 2014 - 9:28am
Dear Buzz, Are those your legs or are you sitting on a chicken? Signed, Mr. Cobb

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Posted: Apr 8, 2014 - 6:56am

kurtster wrote:

Dear buzz,

what flavor is traffic jam ?

signed,

P Buttah

Hi L'il Butty,

Imagine if you had OV, Manbird, and that Oldslabsides guy and you got them all hot and sweaty, rolled them around in the mud, packed them in an airtight Baggie with several pairs of cc_riders used sweat socks and left them in the sun for 40 days and nights. Then, you open the Baggie and rub them all together. Hard. Take the stuff that falls off, not the dry dusty stuff, it's toxic, but the moist, gooey stuff. Spread it on a slice of Wonder Bread that's been left on top of the refrigerator for 2 weeks. Take a bite. Roll it around on your tongue for a few moments. You now have the choice, spit or swallow. Traffic jam tastes nothing like that. It's nuttier.

Salmonellamutations,

chefbuzz

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Posted: Apr 7, 2014 - 1:49pm
Dear buzz, what flavor is traffic jam ? signed, P Buttah

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Posted: Apr 7, 2014 - 1:28pm
buzz wrote: Dear Orange County DoHickey Guy Check the gender indicator. Orange County Dreamboat Hipster Gal?

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Posted: Apr 6, 2014 - 2:05pm
OCDHG wrote: Dear Buzz WTF?? (observed from the RAFT) Dear Orange County DoHickey Guy Sit down and stop rocking the raft. And for Cripes sake, put on your personal floatation device! Sincerely, buzz-inna-basket

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