i think you need to change the title of this thread to that 

I laugh in the face of your pissed-offedness.

But if you don't have a garden, then squirrels that eat vegetables out of a garden are just kind of funny actually.  and maybe that is annoying, but the irony of "one person's pissed offeness is another person's chuckle" is worth a laugh at least.

Is there any possibility that you're either a bit retarded or - on the other hand side - much more retarded....?

Anyway, I would recommend to contact your local drug dealer at once or your local travel agent - or both, immediately.

Hey, that's funny you mention that. I am a american living in sweden. I work with a scott and an australian, (as well as a bunch of swedes and another american) anyway, I just had an "argument" with the scottish lady about what a rutabaga is and what a turnip is. It seems the brittish have no real sense about these things.

Sure. Don't you ever watch the Two Fat Ladies or Jamie Oliver etc etc?

what about carrots?
seriously though, you knew they were called swedes? 

yea.  how does that work for you with the swedes? 

hahhahaha you know "do it our way" or get hit with a trade embargo, a U.N. sanction, or a proper bombing.

what's that word mean?

Yes and if we can convince them of the truths of turnips, rutabagas, and other vegetables, then it is not long before they see the truths of other things like american foriegn policy and the american style of diplomacy.

 superfido wrote:
Don't mess with a Glaswegian and never go out drinking with one.

Ah. Yes. I figured this thread is where I'd find Phineas things that annoy me.

I'm smart like that.

That's pretty much what the Scottish lady from Glascow said. Hmm.  However, I reminded her that it was the French that wrote the English language for the first time after the Norman conquest, and that it was we, the Americans who had perfected the English language to the wonderful state that it was in today.  She was not especially impressed with my reasoning and if there had been an "annoying things" topic here on RP she would have undoubtedly posted that I was an annoying american twat, but alas, the forum existed naught and thus, the post was never made.

In any event, spelling??? please.  What idiot left out the U in Colour anyway?

 Who wants a U in Color anyway?