One of our more senior and thus more embarassing Members of Parliament, ( I can't remember if he is also one of those actually under investigation for corruption or is merely under suspicion of corruption, it's hard to tell. Our next Prez < Mr Jacob Zuma> currently has 800 charges of corruption against him, and ANC Parliamentarians basically rank in stature in a downward curve from there).........

Anyway, he said that it was all over the bar shouting...........
  

"Pretty women pay for less."
 ~ Bonzo Dogman ~

'What is best in life?'
'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.'
'That is good..that is good.'

Conan the Barbarian

 romeotuma wrote: 

To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.

Confucius

one day at a time sweet jesus
one day at a time

Songs are thoughts, sung out with the breath when people are moved by great forces and ordinary speech no longer suffices.

Orpingalik

Weakest Link host Anne Robinson: What sweet substance made by insects is eaten with yogurt in Greece?

Contestant: Grease.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

~ actual comment written by a doctor on a patient's chart

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

I didn't really say everything I said.~Yogi Berra

I go out only to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.

~ Lord Byron

 dionysius wrote: 
One of my personal favorites.

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 

A great poet alters.

 dionysius wrote: 

 winter wrote: 
In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.
Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead.
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 
They prefer to be called bosuns... 

 cc_rider wrote: 
I have ample bosoms

 oldviolin wrote: 
i love this because it is true.