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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:43pm
BlueHeronDruid wrote: You fools. I've had Manbirdio's soul for months. In a jar by the door. I'm getting tired of all the mewling and puking, though. Wow, man, you're SO Eleanor Rigby! Far out.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:40pm
Lazy8 wrote: Think about it: would you buy a used soul, especially one from somebody who'd sell it? I mean, they probably loaned it out at least once, who knows what kind of shape it's in. Yeah, but this is capitalism: caveat emptor, right? So if someone else buys it, and I get a cheeseburger, any worn flanges or rusty gaskets or leaky mayhews are pretty much their problem now.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:35pm
You fools. I've had Manbirdio's soul for months. In a jar by the door. I'm getting tired of all the mewling and puking, though.

Lazy8

Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:35pm
winter wrote: Hmm. On second thought, I really want a cheeseburger. Think about it: would you buy a used soul, especially one from somebody who'd sell it? I mean, they probably loaned it out at least once, who knows what kind of shape it's in.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:31pm
Lazy8 wrote: I would sell dances with John Cussack to buy manbird a new soul to replace the one that Phin sold to buy Winter some more cat food. Hmm. On second thought, I really want a cheeseburger.

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Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana
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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:30pm
I would sell dances with John Cussack to buy manbird a new soul to replace the one that Phin sold to buy Winter some more cat food.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:26pm
BlueHeronDruid wrote: Crumple up some tin foil into a ball. BAM! Next soul! He hates that. But it was a good effort, so I'm going to pay you anyway. The soul is in the mail.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:24pm
winter wrote: A toy that my cat would play with for more than ten seconds. Or maybe a couple of batteries for my remote. Crumple up some tin foil into a ball. BAM! Next soul!

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:24pm
winter wrote: A toy that my cat would play with for more than ten seconds. Or maybe a couple of batteries for my remote. You control the cat with a remote? Oh brave new world....

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:23pm
manbirdexperiment wrote: I would sell my soul to get my soul back. If I had one to sell. Which I don't. I'd sell mine, but it's malnourished and neglected. I think it's still there under all those Cheetos, though.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:23pm
manbirdexperiment wrote: I would sell my soul to get my soul back. If I had one to sell. Which I don't. I thought you were going to use the loaner until it's back from the shop?

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:22pm
I would sell my soul to get my soul back. If I had one to sell. Which I don't.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:22pm
onlylynne wrote: Wonder how much it's worth. It's got that patina so sought-after among collectors, so that helps. edit: Hey, congrats on the promotion!

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:22pm
A toy that my cat would play with for more than ten seconds. Or maybe a couple of batteries for my remote.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:20pm
Wonder how much it's worth.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:20pm

Alexandra wrote:

Oh FINE. Who can top that one????
Seriously, Phin, this thread nearly made me spew latte all over my laptop.

I would sell ManBird's soul for one romantic night with John Cusack—including doing a tango with John (which we both know how to do perfectly in this fantasy).

EDIT: My second choice would be going back in time and seeing a Clash concert with John Cusack—-circa the Combat Rock era.

Interesting... I'd consider selling Cusack's soul for one romantic night with ManBird, but then he's not much of a dancer.

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:19pm

phineas wrote:

The ability to play 1952 Vincent Black Lightning just like RT.

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 - 12:18pm
To never — ever — have to think about underwear left behind, anywhere.

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