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mem_313

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Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 3:01am

 justlistening wrote:
emo is great mfaraday

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips

 


justlistening

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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 8:22pm

emo is great mfaraday

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips


mfaraday

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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 8:18pm

And I did laugh sans intermission an hour by his dial.
O noble fool, a worthy fool, motley's the only wear.



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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 8:01pm

 mfaraday wrote:

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading."

—Emo Philips

 


mfaraday

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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 7:58pm


"I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms."

—Stephen Wright




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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 7:50pm

 mfaraday wrote:

 
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Steven Wright


 

mfaraday

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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 7:40pm


 
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Steven Wright



rmgman

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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 1:39pm

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
 
~ George Carlin

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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 12:26pm

When I was a kid my acne was so bad that blind people kept trying to read my face -Rodney Dangerfield
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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 12:23pm

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.  - Rodney Dangerfield
rmgman

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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 12:11pm

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
 
~ George Burns 


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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 10:16am

 rmgman wrote:
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' 
 ~ Steven Wright 

 

damn freeloaders!
rmgman

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Posted: Aug 9, 2011 - 10:06am

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' 
 ~ Steven Wright 


rmgman

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Posted: Aug 8, 2011 - 1:45pm

"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
~ W.C. Fields 


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Posted: Aug 6, 2011 - 8:34pm

 Manbird wrote:
“I, Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas..."
 

Manbird

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Posted: Aug 6, 2011 - 8:20pm

“I, Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas.”
Manbird

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Posted: Dec 10, 2010 - 7:04pm

 oldslabsides wrote:

who died and made you mall cop?
 
It sounds like something Glen Beck Hitler would say!

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Posted: Dec 10, 2010 - 7:01pm

 Manbird wrote:

You better quit foolin around on this forum before someone reports you to BillG. I'd hate to see something happen to that pretty face of yours. You got too much to lose and too little time to lose it. Now what do you say we all just take a deep breath and pretend this little incident never happened. Catfish?

 
who died and made you mall cop?

Manbird

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Posted: Dec 10, 2010 - 6:57pm

 buddy wrote:

What the hell OV?
 
You better quit foolin around on this forum before someone reports you to BillG. I'd hate to see something happen to that pretty face of yours. You got too much to lose and too little time to lose it. Now what do you say we all just take a deep breath and pretend this little incident never happened. I'm willing to look the other way of Oldslabsides is - just this once.  Catfish?


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Posted: Dec 10, 2010 - 4:47pm

Bob Newhart on Country Music

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means to "put down."

Rodney Dangerfield

-My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
-My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.


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