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 manbirdexperiment wrote: 
ok let me guess,

dunno, some news channel?
playboy
coca cola doh
abc double doh
camel, cripes I'm good at this.
windows
dunno, silicon graphics?
wtf? fragile? this way up? dunno
nike
dunno, silicon graphics?
chrysler
warner bros
disney doh
haven't got a clue, silicon graphics?
intel inside doh
alfa romeo wtf?
ronald mcdonald
xerox? no, what happened there? looks like an x chromosome on the way to becoming a y chromosome.
no idea, silicon graphics?
eye bee M
general electric
wtf? we already had windows, isn't one enough?
something with bell in it
united airlines?
Shell - just a minute I'm missing some vital info here - AngloDutchAmerican??
adidas - wtf? that's as American as the Govenor of California
one of those weird tv channels, I think.
pepsi
no idea, silicon graphics?

THE AMERICAN NIGHT

For leather accrues
The miracle of the streets
The scents & songs &
pollens of existence

Shiny blackness
so totally naked she was
Totally un-hung-up

We looked around
lights now on
To see our fellow travellers

Jim Morrison

 oldviolin wrote: 
The wolf is my favorite animal.

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 

DUDE!

When all is said and done,
my Father's mystery will fit me like a glove...

They were hiding behind hay bales,
They were planting in the full moon
They had given all they had for something new
But the light of day was on them,
They could see the thrashers coming
And the water shone like diamonds in the dew.

And I was just getting up, hit the road before it's light
Trying to catch an hour on the sun
When I saw those thrashers rolling by,
Looking more than two lanes wide
I was feelin' like my day had just begun.

Where the eagle glides ascending
There's an ancient river bending
Down the timeless gorge of changes
Where sleeplessness awaits
I searched out my companions,
Who were lost in crystal canyons
When the aimless blade of science
Slashed the pearly gates.

It was then I knew I'd had enough,
Burned my credit card for fuel
Headed out to where the pavement turns to sand
With a one-way ticket to the land of truth
And my suitcase in my hand
How I lost my friends I still don't understand.

They had the best selection,
They were poisoned with protection
There was nothing that they needed,
Nothing left to find
They were lost in rock formations
Or became park bench mutations
On the sidewalks and in the stations
They were waiting, waiting.

So I got bored and left them there,
They were just deadweight to me
Better down the road without that load
Brings back the time when I was eight or nine
I was watchin' my mama's T.V.,
It was that great Grand Canyon rescue episode.

Where the vulture glides descending
On an asphalt highway bending
Thru libraries and museums, galaxies and stars
Down the windy halls of friendship
To the rose clipped by the bullwhip
The motel of lost companions
Waits with heated pool and bar.

But me I'm not stopping there,
Got my own row left to hoe
Just another line in the field of time
When the thrashers comes, I'll be stuck in the sun
Like the dinosaurs in shrines
But I'll know the time has come
To give what's mine.

Shakey

 oldslabsides wrote: 
Gee, Slabby... I wouldn't think I'd hear you say that... especially not after what they just said about ferts. 

 oldviolin wrote: 
I miss the Picts.  They were groovy.

 At the Turhgta Youta pyrotechnics factory in Serhgzat, Hungary, 

the workers are banned from wearing nylon socks within 27 meters 

of the magnesium cartridge storage bins. And for good reason, too
 
 
 
 
 
 

  

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 manbirdexperiment wrote: 
Depending on where you are applying it you can get the same degree of excruciating pain by using Sambal Oelek.

.. just a little note from someone who cares.

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 
I care. That's why I'm wearing a sad clown face and crying in my ginger ale.

I'm almost out of toothpaste. But you don't care, do you, you bastards!