BillnDollarBaby wrote: 
Don't get me started.  About 95% of the notes I see on the cases that I work are ridiculous.  Even my boss can't spell.  How the hell are people graduating high school these days?  I honestly do not get it.  I want to work with intelligent people.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
funniest thing i have read in a few days

I'm appalled every day by the total lack of spelling ability and professionalism in the workplace... I mean when I was working.  The Dotson and Tuckson stories don't even shock me.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
reminds me, in a backward way, of the time i was training a new employee back at my job in chicagoland.  we were mailing out hard copy medical claims, and writing the addresses on the envelopes.

one of the envelopes was going to gallagher bassett, a workers comp payer, in tuscon, arizona. 

she asked  "how would you like to live in a place called TUCKS on?"

i said..."excuse me?  that's TOO-sahn. you know....TOO-sahn, arizona."

she actually argued with me about it..."no, it's not...look how it's spelled...t-u-c-s-o-n...it's obviously pronounced TUCKS on..." 

and NO, she was NOT kidding.  she was just that stupid.  she did not last long in that job.

 Inamorato wrote:  Maybe. One of the new O.M. Wienermobiles was in town recently.

 cc_rider wrote: 

Is this the pace car?

 oldviolin wrote: 
Hahaha! Just like in the cartoons!

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 

 cookinlover wrote: 

I'm afraid I'd kick you right in the lips...

From The Google -

Miniture dotson puppies

How do i potty train my chiwawa/dotson puppy | Answerbag

Datshun Beagal Mixed( tiffisllc@gmail.com ...
 
  Just the first page after googling "dotson puppies", mind you.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
Dot doesn't have a son. Steve is more like a nephew.

 oldviolin wrote: 
Why don't you get some rope, an old boot, a pulley wheel, and kick yourself in the pants?

 cc_rider wrote: 
I can see why. Those little guys are a mess.

 oldviolin wrote: 
Every year in Buda (near Austin), they host an event called 'Wienernationals'. Wiener-dog racing. It's a big deal, apparently.

 buzz wrote: 

I was in the army with a guy named Dotson, and he looked like a weenie dog...

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
It's hard to win an argument with a moron. They never know when they've lost! 

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
the only new car i ever owned was Dotson.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 

Why don't you just say weenie dog and get it over with?

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:  My aunt insists it's spelled (and pronounced) "Datsun". Baffling.

I just had an argument with someone in this office over the correct spelling of dachshund. Note: correct spelling is not D-O-T-S-O-N even if googling "dotson puppies" gets you lots of photos of puppies.