Hello,

I am Karl Albrecht, a representative to Mrs.Beate Heister from the Siepmann Foundation, an investment development program dedicated to helping the society. From observations, We discovered that many businesswomans and individuals around our nation are struggling to receive financial support for investments and career building. We are therefore pleased to be able to offer you a financial grant of 2,000,000.00 Euros.Please contact the following email for further information on how to claim your funds!
Email: info.beateheiste@gmail.com
Best Regards,
Mrs.Beate Heister
Copyright ©2024 The Beate Heister Foundation. All rights reserved.

 Proclivities wrote: It's the beginning of an ARG! 

 geoff_morphini wrote:

Yeah, just in case there was any doubt.

 Proclivities wrote:

So what you are saying is, it might, just might be fake :)

Hello.
It Is my pleasure to write to you, my name is DOCTOR SUSAN CLARK. I’m a medical doctor working with Red Cross organization in YEMEN MILITARY BASE, Am from United Kingdom, my age is 34 year old, I really think we can work together, because I believe one thing in life, No one have ever make it alone, my dear I really need your assistance to help me in your country, but before then, I will like us to know each other very well, Is not easy to be in front war, Is a lot of experience, please always put me in prayer over here, please reply my email anytime you come online thank you and remain blessed.

Hel‌‌‌‌l‌o‌‌ ‌‌my ‌‌‌n‌a‌me‌‌ ‌‌is‌ ‌‌M‌‌a‌r‌g‌a‌‌r‌‌‌e‌‌t‌‌‌‌‌h‌a‌‌‌ ‌Gi‌‌‌‌‌l‌‌‌l‌ig‌‌a‌n‌‌,‌ ‌‌W‌e‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌t‌r‌‌i‌‌ed ‌‌t‌o‌ ‌‌c‌‌‌‌o‌‌n‌‌‌t‌a‌‌ct‌ y‌‌‌o‌‌u‌ ‌a‌‌‌t‌ y‌‌o‌u‌‌‌‌r‌‌ ‌h‌‌‌‌o‌‌‌‌m‌‌e‌‌ ‌‌‌‌a‌‌n‌‌d‌‌ ‌‌di‌d‌ ‌‌‌‌‌n‌o‌‌t‌ ‌‌‌h‌‌ea‌‌r‌‌‌ ‌b‌‌a‌ck‌‌. ‌‌I‌t‌‌ ‌‌‌l‌‌o‌o‌‌k‌‌s‌‌ ‌li‌k‌‌‌e‌‌ ‌yo‌‌‌ur‌ ‌‌‌‌s‌tud‌‌‌‌‌e‌‌‌n‌t‌‌-‌‌‌‌l‌oa‌‌‌n‌ ‌‌m‌‌a‌‌y ‌b‌e‌ ‌‌‌‌e‌‌‌‌l‌i‌g‌i‌‌‌‌b‌‌‌l‌e‌ ‌‌f‌‌o‌r‌‌‌‌‌‌ ‌t‌‌‌‌he‌‌ ‌‌‌r‌‌e‌‌c‌‌e‌‌n‌t‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌s‌‌t‌im‌‌u‌l‌‌u‌‌‌s‌ ‌fo‌‌r‌‌‌‌g‌‌‌i‌ve‌n‌‌es‌s ‌and‌‌‌ re‌‌l‌i‌e‌‌‌f‌ ‌‌l‌‌e‌g‌‌i‌s‌‌l‌a‌‌t‌‌‌i‌o‌‌n ‌(‌C‌a‌‌‌r‌‌‌‌e‌s ‌‌A‌‌‌c‌‌‌‌t),‌ ‌‌‌h‌o‌‌‌we‌‌ve‌‌‌r‌ ‌‌‌y‌o‌‌‌‌u‌‌r‌‌ ‌‌‌a‌‌‌pp‌‌l‌‌‌ica‌‌‌tio‌n‌ ‌‌‌d‌o‌‌‌‌e‌‌s ne‌‌e‌d‌‌ ‌‌to b‌‌‌‌e‌ c‌o‌‌‌‌m‌p‌‌l‌‌e‌‌t‌‌‌‌e‌‌‌d‌‌. ‌‌T‌h‌i‌s‌‌ ‌a‌p‌‌pl‌‌‌i‌‌‌e‌‌s‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌‌t‌‌o‌‌ ‌‌‌‌a‌‌l‌‌l‌ lo‌‌‌a‌‌‌‌n‌‌ ‌st‌‌a‌‌tu‌s‌e‌s‌ ‌i‌‌‌‌n‌‌c‌l‌‌u‌‌di‌‌n‌‌g ‌t‌‌h‌‌‌o‌se loa‌‌n‌‌s‌‌‌‌ ‌‌in‌ ‌d‌‌e‌‌‌faul‌‌t‌‌ a‌‌nd ‌‌g‌‌‌a‌‌rn‌i‌‌‌s‌‌h‌‌m‌e‌‌nt.‌‌ I‌f‌ ‌y‌o‌‌u‌ c‌‌o‌u‌‌‌‌l‌‌‌d‌ ‌‌p‌le‌‌a‌‌s‌‌e‌ ‌‌g‌‌i‌v‌‌‌‌e‌ ‌‌‌y‌‌‌o‌u‌‌‌r‌ ‌d‌edi‌‌‌c‌at‌e‌d‌‌ ‌e‌‌l‌‌ig‌‌‌ib‌i‌‌‌l‌i‌‌t‌‌‌‌‌y‌ ‌‌l‌‌‌i‌‌n‌e‌‌ a‌‌ ‌c‌a‌‌ll ‌a‌‌‌t‌: 86‎6.6‎70.6‎844 ‌‌a‌n‌‌d‌ ‌‌w‌‌‌e ‌‌‌c‌‌a‌‌‌n‌‌‌ h‌a‌‌‌v‌‌e th‌‌‌i‌s ap‌p‌l‌ied ‌i‌‌mm‌e‌‌d‌ia‌‌‌t‌‌e‌‌l‌‌y‌.‌ P‌l‌‌‌‌‌e‌as‌‌e ‌‌be‌‌‌ ‌‌a‌w‌‌a‌r‌‌e‌‌‌ ‌‌t‌‌‌ha‌‌‌‌t‌ ‌t‌‌‌‌h‌‌e‌‌‌‌s‌e‌‌‌‌ ‌‌b‌‌‌en‌‌e‌‌‌f‌‌i‌‌‌t‌‌‌s ‌‌‌‌co‌‌m‌e ‌‌‌on‌‌‌‌ ‌‌‌a‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌f‌‌ir‌‌‌‌st ‌‌‌c‌ome‌‌‌‌ ‌f‌‌‌‌‌‌i‌‌‌rs‌‌‌‌t‌ ‌‌‌se‌‌r‌‌v‌‌e‌‌ ‌‌b‌‌‌a‌sis‌‌ t‌h‌ou‌gh‌.‌‌‌ ‌P‌‌‌l‌‌e‌a‌‌‌s‌‌e ‌‌m‌‌a‌‌k‌‌‌e‌‌‌‌ ‌s‌‌‌‌‌‌u‌r‌‌e ‌t‌o‌‌ ‌p‌‌r‌‌o‌‌v‌‌i‌‌‌‌d‌‌e‌‌‌‌ ‌‌y‌ou‌‌r ‌‌p‌e‌‌‌r‌s‌o‌nal‌‌ ‌v‌‌a‌l‌‌i‌‌‌‌d‌‌‌at‌i‌‌‌on‌ ‌‌‌‌c‌‌o‌d‌e‌‌ ‌‌#40‌0‌‌6‌2‌‌‌.‌ ‌O‌u‌r‌ ‌‌‌o‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ff‌‌‌i‌ce‌ ‌hours ‌a‌r‌‌‌‌e 8‌‌‌‌a‌‌‌m‌-‌‌5‌‌p‌m‌ ‌(‌‌P‌‌‌‌S‌‌T‌‌‌) ‌‌‌M‌‌‌‌o‌‌n‌‌‌‌d‌ay‌‌-‌‌F‌‌‌‌r‌‌i‌‌d‌‌‌a‌y‌. ‌T‌‌‌‌h‌‌‌‌a‌‌nk‌‌ ‌Y‌‌‌‌o‌u, ‌‌‌Ma‌‌‌r‌‌g‌a‌‌‌re‌‌t‌h‌‌a‌ ‌‌Gi‌l‌‌‌l‌‌i‌‌g‌‌‌‌‌a‌‌n

Aside from that I settled my student loan about 30 years ago, this message intrigued me because when I pasted it in Notepad and then in here it shows that almost every word in this post is coming up as misspelled - underlined in red.   Part of what I do for my job is determine why certain uploads and submissions do not work correctly, and often it is when there are some sort of unrecognized or "illegal" characters in the text.  Usually it's errant commas in a CSV file, but sometimes it is something typed in while having the keyboard layout/language set to an alternate layout.  When I pasted this into MS Word and set it to show hidden characters, it was a bunch of odd characters: â€œZero Width Non-Joiners" and other formatting characters.  It was likely typed or processed with the keyboard set on an alternate (Eastern?) setting.

Interesting time stamp.I guess this is spam for my future self.Hmm-Apple support for Windows?

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Your Password has been Changed

I didn't click to learn what the hey they're talking about but the Subject was
 
Does you funnel look like a chappy bucket?
  
No Idea.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
I wonder how much these guys would pay a writer to put this into actual English....

I'M MRS.MICHELLE OBAMA AND THE CONTENT OF BELLOW MESSAGE IS SIGNED AND APPROVED BY UNITED BANK OF AMERICA.
moreover,in respect of fact the sum of $60million united dollars was  instructed to transfer on your favor through check draft,And i wish to let you

know that every necessary things has been accessed by IMF on the economic  recovery program done by united state embassy in government house of Benin for  victim who lost fund to con African artist ,And you have nothing to be worried

about.

Bellow is the required information i need from you so that the delivery of your  check draft will commence immediately today

Home address:...........................................
Cell phone number:......................................
City:...................................................

We advice you to prohibit any other transaction you are having with an unknown  source to avoid regret there after.And we urge you to comply fast with the  managerial demands so that you can have your legit check book with immediate  effect as instructed from White house(Washington DC)

Thanks and always be bless
Mrs.Michelle Obama
First Lady

 Sean-E-Sean wrote: 
Hah ha, (and more....) Dang! Maybe, I should get rid of my anti-virus software; or, Chrome, so I can laugh at spam. But, right now, it's junk mail accusing Her/Him of getting campaign money from ZYX CAP'(and, who are you?) and the first true L00nie tune Presidential candidate since my Tricky Dick wrist watch.... Poor Dick. 

Whatever you do, don't use spamcop.net. It use to work for me. Hadn't use it for a few years because spam was tolerable. Went back to use it and BAM! Now i get inundated with spam. Time for a new addy.

 bokey wrote: 
Hey!
It snowed in Palm Springs today!!!

Good day and Congratulations!

I am Prince Alwaleed bin Talal from Saudi Arabia, I am the 34th richest man in the world and have decided to donate some of my wealth to 100 lucky beneficiaries around the world. I am pleased to inform you that your email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 Internet websites or a shop’s cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something from. Using an electronic balloting system, your email address came out as the 20th lucky beneficiary world wide, and you have been approved a donation amount of $1 Million USD credited into a Master Card to be sent to you as my charity support to you and your family. To verify email authenticity, see link:

 Proclivities wrote: 
That two timing hussy.

from "Goodness Sambo":
 

Hello Dear
My name is goodness,In search of one who understands love as trust and
faith rather seeing it as a way of fun, but a mature one with good sense of humor,I got your contact today,i develop interest on you,
I believe we can start from here,Am waiting to hear from you so that i will send you my pictures and further introductions.
kiss from.

Miss goodness

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Been a while since I got one of these:

Dear Sir,

Good day to you and how are you today, I am a boy by name Johnson Ousmane from from Ivory Coast and I am 16 years old and my father is from the group of incubent president Laurent Gbagbo ,

who was captured on 11 April 2011 and detained During the the war my father & my mother was killed during the heat of the war and I was left alone now but now I am looking for some one that will help me transfer the money my father deposited in a bank

with my name as the next of kin and serve as a guardian to me since I am still a tenager.Now I want to tell you that the money is $4.3 Million U.S dollars in the bank here in Abidjan and the covering documents are in my

possesion. I will give you 30% of the money if you help me but you will still take care of me by investing my own share with your name in your country while I further my education.

If you know that you will help me then kindly reply me my private email address john_ousmane@yahoo.fr so that I will direct you to the bank.

Thanking you and I am waiting for your response.

Master Johnson Ousmane.

Grammar and format as received.