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oldviolin
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Manbird wrote:Here is a nice and funny monkey shine you can explore with the whole family: Next time you go to The Weenershnitzel go through the drive through and when the big fat lady with orangey hair says "May we help you?" then you scream into the intercom "Jesus Christ are you some kind of atheist or something???" then you drive around and pick up your order but before you leave you say "Would you like a franchise with that?" and she's all "Wha wha wha what? What's that, sir? Wha wha what? Did you say franchise or french fries? I don't get it." and then you scream back at her, "Look it up on wikipedia, stupid!" then get the heck out of there PDQ because her husband is Teddy Shunt and they live 2 two houses down from you. This gag works best on a Sunday. I don't know why nor can I explain how or why but somehow I believe it is the truth.
yeah but...RENT!!! tick tock tick tock...
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Manbird
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Here is a nice and funny monkey shine you can explore with the whole family: Next time you go to The Weenershnitzel go through the drive through and when the big fat lady with orangey hair says "May we help you?" then you scream into the intercom "Jesus Christ are you some kind of atheist or something???" then you drive around and pick up your order but before you leave you say "Would you like a franchise with that?" and she's all "Wha wha wha what? What's that, sir? Wha wha what? Did you say franchise or french fries? I don't get it." and then you scream back at her, "Look it up on wikipedia, stupid!" then get the heck out of there PDQ because her husband is Teddy Shunt and they live 2 two houses down from you. This gag works best on a Sunday. I don't know why nor can I explain how or why but somehow I believe it is the truth.
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BlueHeronDruid
Location: Заебани сме луѓе
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Moonbmr72
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BlueHeronDruid
Location: Заебани сме луѓе
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Pyro
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ptooey
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