I love and hate my job, living in California, and being three thousand miles apart from my family.

 lily34 wrote: 
OMG, you hate monkeys AND mashed potatoes?

Good thing you're so cute, lily!  'else I'd have to be mad atcha.

 The_End wrote: 
well just go and sit in the corner while I fetch a bucket of kippers.

 Talalala wrote: 

Old family joke. I actually convinced my little sister that meatloaf was monkey brains when she was about 5 years old. She cried and told Mum she didn't want to eat it. I had to apologize and promise her it WAS NOT monkey brains.

Welly wrote:

 lily34 wrote: 
 

 meower wrote: 
you both are exactly right.

where's my champagne?

 Welly wrote: 

especially if she had to wait for her prohibitively expensive flight

 lily34 wrote: 
 Note to self: Never serve Rirry roasted monkey brains and mashed potatoes when/if she ever comes to visit.

 kysmet wrote: 
It's my new favourite TV catch phrase. It's been years since I had one of those!

I love champagne
I hate monkeys
I love laughing
I hate mashed potatoes
I love travel
I hate airplane ticket prices
I love music
I hate waiting

 Welly wrote: 
I have an appetite for, maybe even a hankerin' after, the barbecue at times. But the words I would use to describe that would best be want me some.

Damn English language. All that ambiguity!

i love my husband
i hate living 800 miles away from him

i love travel
i hate flying

i love my cat
i hate cleaning his litter box

i love grilled steak
i hate when my home fills up with the smoke from someone else's grill

 Welly wrote: 

 dionysius wrote: 

Agreed.
BUT I happen to know you love BBQ too

 dionysius wrote: 

  i love your wife too

 dionysius wrote: 
Awwwwwwwwwww!

We should be sparing in our use of either word.

But I love my wife.