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Alexandra
Location: PNW Gender:
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Jul 12, 2011 - 8:08am |
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sirdroseph wrote:Hands down, the best one! I often think to myself that some people should just live together and quit making it legal. All they do is make attorneys rich. I also think (and I know this sounds horrible) that if people do have marriages, there can be renewal period every 5 years to stay or go without any legals becoming involved. That is just the nature of marriage these days...many people settle/choose too quickly....or a partner changes drastically on them...or worse things....and then find that they really don't want to have to pay for the mistake with the rest of their lives. If the "for life" stigma/burden is removed, maybe it would be easier for people to decide to find happiness. /2 cents
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Lazy8
Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana Gender:
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Jul 12, 2011 - 7:59am |
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hippiechick wrote:Didn't stop him from getting married (and divorced) again
Might have something to do with him not saying it, at least not first. That was originally by Louis Grizzard. In fact most of these are misattributed. Still funny, but part of the humor is who said them.
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Jul 12, 2011 - 7:27am |
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sirdroseph wrote:Hands down, the best one! Didn't stop him from getting married (and divorced) again
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sirdroseph
Location: Not here, I tell you wat Gender:
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Jul 12, 2011 - 7:26am |
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justlistening wrote:Great Sex Quotes
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. —Rod Stewart
Hands down, the best one!
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rosedraws
Location: close to the edge Gender:
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Jul 12, 2011 - 6:43am |
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justlistening wrote:Great Sex Quotes
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me Neither. —Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." —Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chance for a date on Saturday night. —Rodney Dangerfield
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. —Tom Clancy
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading" —Steve Jobs
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. —Jack Nicholson
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. —Barbara Bush
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. —Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. —Robert De Niro
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. —Rod Stewart
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. —Robin Williams
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. —George Burns
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nuggler
Location: RU Sirius ? Gender:
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Jul 12, 2011 - 5:18am |
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hippiechick wrote: Sex feels a whole lot better
For the likes of you & I, maybe, but its a long shot once you reach certain realizations in life since all that sensual pleasure stimulates are the lower chakras. The anti-Christ himself said that POWER is the ultimate aphrodisiac. When you reach that level of privilege sex becomes nothing more than a perk to be had whenever & with whomever you choose, regardless of the age of the victim.
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Jul 12, 2011 - 5:11am |
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nuggler wrote:
Are you being deliberately naive ? Politics is sex. Everything is sex. Think about it.
Sex feels a whole lot better
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nuggler
Location: RU Sirius ? Gender:
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Jul 12, 2011 - 5:06am |
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hippiechick wrote:I think if we talked about sex more than we talked about politics, the world would be a better place.
Are you being deliberately naive ? Politics is sex. Everything is sex. Think about it.
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Jul 12, 2011 - 5:01am |
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I think if we talked about sex more than we talked about politics, the world would be a better place.
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justlistening
Location: So. California Gender:
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Jul 11, 2011 - 10:27pm |
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Great Sex Quotes
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me Neither. —Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." —Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chance for a date on Saturday night. —Rodney Dangerfield
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. —Tom Clancy
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading" —Steve Jobs
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. —Jack Nicholson
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. —Barbara Bush
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. —Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. —Robert De Niro
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. —Rod Stewart
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. —Robin Williams
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. —George Burns
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winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
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Jun 20, 2011 - 10:25am |
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Manbird wrote:
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Manbird
Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:
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Jun 20, 2011 - 10:23am |
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lunar1963
Location: Netherlands Gender:
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Jun 7, 2011 - 12:01pm |
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hippiechick wrote:Okay, lot of talk going on about this now...
What is cheating? Is sexting cheating? How about sex chat? Skype sex?
I'd say yes. Imagine catching your partner sexting or one of the other things...
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justlistening
Location: So. California Gender:
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Jun 7, 2011 - 12:01pm |
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hippiechick wrote:Okay, lot of talk going on about this now...
What is cheating? Is sexting cheating? How about sex chat? Skype sex?
If it makes you feel shitty that your significant other/spouse is doing it then it doesn't matter what it's called. If the other person is hiding it then it doesn't matter what it's called - you only hide things if you know they will be viewed as wrong. EDIT: Basically it's what you define as cheating in your relationship. If this were my relationship it would be cheating.
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Jun 7, 2011 - 11:51am |
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Okay, lot of talk going on about this now...
What is cheating? Is sexting cheating? How about sex chat? Skype sex?
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mem_313
Location: Beachside, Paradise Gender:
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May 4, 2011 - 5:33pm |
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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May 2, 2011 - 9:12am |
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romeotuma wrote: I'm sorry, honey; I'm just not that brave...
I will tell you anything you want to know about sax...
How about violins?
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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May 2, 2011 - 9:06am |
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If there is someone brave enough to confidentially answer a question about porn for me, please pm me. Thanks
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HazzeSwede
Location: Hammerdal Gender:
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Apr 22, 2011 - 1:19am |
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Woo Hooo ...
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justlistening
Location: So. California Gender:
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Apr 21, 2011 - 11:44pm |
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DaveInVA wrote:More like this,.... Wow, is nothing sacred
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