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Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 28, 2012 - 8:37am

 kysmet wrote:

Well, all of that stuff sounds wonderful, just not coming from some random dude via a private message on FB, which he's probably sent to a bunch of other people.

That's what I found amusing about it.  Not only is it a generic message which was probably sent to scores of women, but it has those all-purpose "likes" that everyone mentions (beach, reading, hanging out, etc.).  I wonder how many people respond to the guy.  At least it's not some bogus link for a free iPad or "what you'll look like when you're 178 years-old".


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Posted: Mar 28, 2012 - 8:22am

 Proclivities wrote:
That is kind of sad, plus who would want to associate with someone who enjoys something as weird as "walking on the beach"?  I don't think I've ever heard or read about anyone enjoying that.
 
Well, all of that stuff sounds wonderful, just not coming from some random dude via a private message on FB, which he's probably sent to a bunch of other people.

 buzz wrote:

{#Naughty} dont be judgin the freak

 



Proclivities

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Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 28, 2012 - 8:15am

 buzz wrote:

{#Naughty} dont be judgin the freak

 
True, true...
buzz

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Posted: Mar 28, 2012 - 8:12am

 Proclivities wrote:


That is kind of sad, plus who would want to associate with someone who enjoys something as weird as "walking on the beach"?  I don't think I've ever heard or read about anyone enjoying that.

 
{#Naughty} dont be judgin the freak
Proclivities

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Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 28, 2012 - 7:45am

 kysmet wrote:
Got this PM on FB today. Poor guy.
I am looking for and am interested in a relationship on a long term basis with one woman. I am by nature kind, romantic,

very affectionate, understanding and very passionate and in intimacy I enjoy giving and receiving affection, and i am very open-minded and

adventurous as well. I am a well-educated, working professional. I enjoy reading, dancing, walking on the beach, fishing, camping, just

hanging out, and other fun things. I am very sincere and would enjoy a true romantic and fulfilling relationship. I am also down to earth,

honest, not judgmental in any way, and very giving in a relationship as well as in intimacy. 


 

That is kind of sad, plus who would want to associate with someone who enjoys something as weird as "walking on the beach"?  I don't think I've ever heard or read about anyone enjoying that.


K_Love

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Posted: Mar 28, 2012 - 7:39am

Got this PM on FB today. Poor guy.
I am looking for and am interested in a relationship on a long term basis with one woman. I am by nature kind, romantic,

very affectionate, understanding and very passionate and in intimacy I enjoy giving and receiving affection, and i am very open-minded and

adventurous as well. I am a well-educated, working professional. I enjoy reading, dancing, walking on the beach, fishing, camping, just

hanging out, and other fun things. I am very sincere and would enjoy a true romantic and fulfilling relationship. I am also down to earth,

honest, not judgmental in any way, and very giving in a relationship as well as in intimacy. 

GeneP59

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Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday.
Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 12, 2012 - 1:36pm



I prefer the SBD. 

That way I kill them with silence.
Red_Dragon

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Posted: Mar 12, 2012 - 1:32pm

 wizzercone wrote:


I saw it in a post on one of the Yahoo forums. I thought it so absurd I had to post it.

 

that too.
wizzercone

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Posted: Mar 12, 2012 - 1:28pm

 oldslabsides wrote:

Did you recieve this little ditty as spam?

 

I saw it in a post on one of the Yahoo forums. I thought it so absurd I had to post it.
Red_Dragon

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Posted: Mar 12, 2012 - 1:19pm

 wizzercone wrote:

There are four categories of fart smells:

  1. Sulfur
  2. Sweet
  3. Burnt Rubber
  4. Rotten

There are four categories of fart noises:

  1. Silent
  2. Squeaker
  3. Rumble
  4. Rapper (sometimes called machine gun Farts)
  5. Explosion

The Holy Grail of farts is the burnt rubber rapper.  Most people enjoy the smell of the burnt rubber fart. The rapper or machine gun expulsion is the most impressive and difficult execution!

 

Next we’ll explore and try to define the smells. Stay tuned.



 
Did you recieve this little ditty as spam?
wizzercone

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Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 12, 2012 - 1:12pm

There are four categories of fart smells:

  1. Sulfur
  2. Sweet
  3. Burnt Rubber
  4. Rotten

There are four categories of fart noises:

  1. Silent
  2. Squeaker
  3. Rumble
  4. Rapper (sometimes called machine gun Farts)
  5. Explosion

The Holy Grail of farts is the burnt rubber rapper.  Most people enjoy the smell of the burnt rubber fart. The rapper or machine gun expulsion is the most impressive and difficult execution!

 

Next we’ll explore and try to define the smells. Stay tuned.


GeneP59

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Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 12, 2012 - 12:47pm

 Manbird wrote:
Sex bomb sent you a private message from http://sjroaift.ofjixlob.com/:
I waver to say but I dream view of casual meetings...
Something similar fast bang in the park or water sex... ;)
I'm not too fastidious about guys so just write me and lets have some fun!
Oh! I don't that I said it!
Meet her here http://sjroaift.ofjixlob.com/

 
Me love u long time Joe.
Manbird

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Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 12, 2012 - 12:34pm

Sex bomb sent you a private message from http://sjroaift.ofjixlob.com/:
I waver to say but I dream view of casual meetings...
Something similar fast bang in the park or water sex... ;)
I'm not too fastidious about guys so just write me and lets have some fun!
Oh! I don't that I said it!
Meet her here http://sjroaift.ofjixlob.com/
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Posted: Feb 13, 2012 - 6:50am

 sirdroseph wrote:
Sounding most acceptable is this. I am hope forward like there are most mutual acceptances we have had. Most pleasing to trustworthiness is well regarded towards this adventure. Please do to respond by acceptance most quickly!
 

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Posted: Feb 13, 2012 - 6:44am

 kysmet wrote:

From: Alex Stacy
Sent: Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:41 PM
To: undisclosed recipients:
Subject: Hello

Hello,

Don't be offended, I came across your profile when i was browsing the internet and you really got me interested, My dear, I want to have a good friendship with you and this can strengthen TRUST AND FAIRNESS between us. I'm Alex Stacy a senior banking officer with Lloyds TSB Bank here in London. I have a business to introduce to you, can I transfer (38.5) Million British pounds from our foreign deceased customer to your bank account which we can share for our mutual benefits percentage 40% for you, while 60% for me and my colleagues here in the office? Because of irrevocable order to approve this money to any indigenous person here and I therefore seek for a foreign beneficiary. I will tell you more about this if this proposal is being acceptable by you. Have a great week. Yours Sincerely,
 
Alex Stacy. 



 

Sounding most acceptable is this. I am hope forward like there are most mutual acceptances we have had. Most pleasing to trustworthiness is well regarded towards this adventure. Please do to respond by acceptance most quickly!
K_Love

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Posted: Feb 13, 2012 - 6:32am

From: Alex Stacy
Sent: Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:41 PM
To: undisclosed recipients:
Subject: Hello

Hello,

Don't be offended, I came across your profile when i was browsing the internet and you really got me interested, My dear, I want to have a good friendship with you and this can strengthen TRUST AND FAIRNESS between us. I'm Alex Stacy a senior banking officer with Lloyds TSB Bank here in London. I have a business to introduce to you, can I transfer (38.5) Million British pounds from our foreign deceased customer to your bank account which we can share for our mutual benefits percentage 40% for you, while 60% for me and my colleagues here in the office? Because of irrevocable order to approve this money to any indigenous person here and I therefore seek for a foreign beneficiary. I will tell you more about this if this proposal is being acceptable by you. Have a great week. Yours Sincerely,
 
Alex Stacy. 




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Posted: Feb 13, 2012 - 6:31am

 Proclivities wrote:
Attn: Owner/Manager

Here with the Better Business Bureau notifies you that we have received a complaint (ID 914394900)
from one of your customers with respect to their dealership with you.

Please open the COMPLAINT REPORT below to obtain more information on this matter and let us know of your point of view as soon as possible.

We are looking forward to your prompt reply.
Regards,

JILL Stacy


 
I've gotten that one a few times lately as well.
Proclivities

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Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 24, 2012 - 6:14am

Attn: Owner/Manager

Here with the Better Business Bureau notifies you that we have received a complaint (ID 914394900)
from one of your customers with respect to their dealership with you.

Please open the COMPLAINT REPORT below to obtain more information on this matter and let us know of your point of view as soon as possible.

We are looking forward to your prompt reply.
Regards,

JILL Stacy



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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Jan 7, 2012 - 9:21am

 Manbird wrote:
Guten Tag,
 
Anbei haben wir Ihnen die offizielle benachrichtigung im Anhang mitgeschickt.
 
MFG
 
toisc go bhfuil do cheann mór cén fáth!
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