Mr. Rogers - It wasn't in his neighborhood.

 aflanigan wrote:

 bokey wrote: 

Uh, BillG, I think Nuggler has hacked bokey's ID/login password.

I never went, but I wanted to.

Lyndon Johnson, who was practicing his doomed "The US will never set foot uninvited on any land with sand" pledge.

Even at that time evil forces were at work! ! ! , designed to strip us of our freedoms. The Rothchild/Batman/Obama/Sleepy(of the 7 Dwarves)/Palin/NWO/SpongeBob Squarepants  extremists will stop at nothing ! ! ! !

Gilligan's Island was a coverup for a massive Zionist sponsored training program that taught the US Army how to invade and conquer Arab nations. The ultra rich Neocons are working towards their goal of having whiter sheets than the Arabs! ! ! ! And you are to stupid to see it. If only you were as wise and enlightened as me.
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Evel Knievel.  He couldn't find a tall enough ramp.

Thurston Howell the 4th because Lovey was a dried up old prune and couldn't bare children, especially on the island.  Mr. Howell did have the hots for Ginger and Mary Ann.  Who didnt?

 miamizsun wrote: 
And they didn't want to do that crazy cannibal chased "Run Through The  Jungle" thing.

Creedence Clearwater Revival, they were "Down On The Corner".

 kurtster wrote: 
Anita Bryant.  There weren't enough gays on the island to protest, nor get  her enough media attention.

Anita Bryant.  There weren't any oranges on the island.

 picassos_nose wrote: 
Lorenz thought it was just too chaotic.

Werner Heisenberg wanted to go but he was unsure it was a good idea.

Max Planck would have gone with him too, but his work was just one constant thing after another. 

 buzz wrote: 
You find your gastroenterologist entertaining?

Sandy Duncan - because they had no Wheat Thins® on the island.

 aflanigan wrote: 
GI had entertainment value. Survivor, not so much.

The Beverly Hillbillies, cause the were used to the cement pond by then.

There wasn't enough room on the Minnow for all that luggage... oh, and pineapple is a good source of vitamin C.

 MsJudi wrote: 
It was a prototype for "reality" shows like "Survivor".  The premise is take a bunch of people from different walks of life/with different personalities and confine them in a small environment with the added stress of having to live in primitive conditions.  Shake well, stir, and watch the reactions.  Gilligan's Island was written as a comedy and their actors were supposedly "involuntary" castaways, whereas Survivor's contestants allegedly volunteer for the privilege and it's supposed to be a drama, but other than that I don't see too much difference.  Survivor is probably just as "scripted" as Gilligan's Island.

 JustJanis wrote: 

Like the Stones song... "Tumbling Eyes"?

Hello Janis!