swell_sailor wrote: 
nor blue beard.

Wanna read the rest of the proverb ?

 kopak wrote: 
not wives!

 kopak wrote: 
Written by someone who obviously has never had one wife. 

 hippiechick wrote: 
Qui a 2 femmes
perd son âme. (A guy with 2 wives loses his soul)

                                    French proverb 

 hippiechick wrote: 
Bingo!

 kopak wrote: 
I'm going with the burley dancer. 

That's just incredibly intriguing.  

 kopak wrote: 
Both! 

duchamp or hippiechick ?

 HazzeSwede wrote: 
Exactly, and because the cheapest materials possible are used to make the majority of them, they degrade with time.

 HazzeSwede wrote: 
Also: "The shoulder straps, waist straps, adjustment straps and attachment/installation straps are so complex that only specially trained factory workers can ever hope to install them properly. We have determined that after a set amount of time, at least one catastrophic All-Orifices Episode will have taken place which forces owners to remove all hardware for (futile) laundering. It is after this Episode that we are certain the seat no longer can be expected to perform adequately in any way."

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
"Consider what happens to a plastic toy if it is left outside for some time. The plastic becomes brittle and can develop cracks when stressed. Car seats are subjected to extreme heat and extreme cold while sitting in your vehicle, so the plastics eventually react just like that toy left in the sun."

 Xeric wrote: 

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
Have you ever tried to sit in a baby car seat ?

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
are you pregnant?

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
So that new one's will be purchased.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
So the babies and children don't. 

 kopak wrote: 
I'm kissing up here in an effort to atone for my previous transgression. 

Apparently it's not working.  

why do baby/child car seats expire?

 swell_sailor wrote: 
Are you being insolent to me ?

 swell_sailor wrote: 
  


He's honest too

(A rare thing in a publican)