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mzpro5

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Location: Budda'spet, Hungry
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 17, 2011 - 6:50am

 hippiechick wrote:

BO-ring!
 
I agree is is a poor alternative but it works and when you're done you can get on with your day feeling a bit more relaxed.

hippiechick

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Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female


Posted: Sep 17, 2011 - 6:48am

 mzpro5 wrote:

Why?  The safest kind is only an arm's length away.
 
BO-ring!

mzpro5

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Location: Budda'spet, Hungry
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 17, 2011 - 6:34am

 hippiechick wrote:
Ah, sex! I miss you too!

 
Why?  The safest kind is only an arm's length away.

hippiechick

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Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female


Posted: Sep 17, 2011 - 6:31am

Ah, sex! I miss you too!
mem_313

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Location: Beachside, Paradise
Gender: Female


Posted: Sep 17, 2011 - 4:27am

ah... fond memories!!!  I miss you!

more chocolate please...
Johray63

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Location: The Lowlands
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 16, 2011 - 3:21pm

 hippiechick wrote:

Yeah, people are pretty weird

The machine of a dream
Such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin'
And the hub caps all gleam When I'm holdin' your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When my hand's on your grease gun
Oh it's like a disease son I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal Told my girl I'll have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburetor
So she made tracks sayin'
This is the end now
Cars don't talk back
They're just four wheeled friends now When I'm holdin your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
I'm in love with my car
String back gloves in my automolove

 
A small step from "I'm in love with my car" to My Car is My Lover 1/5

justlistening

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Location: So. California
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 11, 2011 - 10:28am

 dmax wrote:

Thanks.

You could've at least labeled that NSFW so I don't get in trouble for opening that at work. 

 

{#Lol} They must be puritans where you work
(former member)

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Posted: Aug 11, 2011 - 10:27am

 kopak wrote:
 
Thanks.

You could've at least labeled that NSFW so I don't get in trouble for opening that at work. 
kopak

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Posted: Aug 11, 2011 - 9:47am



hippiechick

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Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 8:41am

 duchamp wrote:

I was thinking how much I miss those after hours activities.

 
Me too. And I used to love hearing my neighbors having sex, it always made me feel happy for them.

A previous lover taught me how to have sex quietly, and put that energy into the act instead of the noise.

duchamp

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Location: Florida Panhandle
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 8:39am

 Alexandra wrote:


Fifteen. {#Cool}
Sometimes it's too damn hot to shut the windows. So if you leave them open, be vewwy, vewwy quiet. And as for bed noises (thumping/squeaking), well, there's not a got damn thing anyone can do about that but buy your own house! {#Yes} Or get a downstairs apartment.

 
that worked well for Mr. and Mrs. Slabby.


duchamp

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Location: Florida Panhandle
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 8:37am

 mzpro5 wrote:

party pooper  {#Lol}

 
I was thinking how much I miss those after hours activities.


mem_313

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Location: Beachside, Paradise
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 8:33am

 Alexandra wrote:


I was thinking of climates where AC isn't needed/installed. But it gets stuffy without fresh air.

 
yes... and YES.

hippiechick

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Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 7:53am

 Johray63 wrote:

The documentary speaks of only women, but isn't something like this very similar, for example?

OK, a loving relationship with a guillotine, that comes to an end, is maybe a bit different, still.
 
Yeah, people are pretty weird

The machine of a dream
Such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin'
And the hub caps all gleam When I'm holdin' your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When my hand's on your grease gun
Oh it's like a disease son I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal Told my girl I'll have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburetor
So she made tracks sayin'
This is the end now
Cars don't talk back
They're just four wheeled friends now When I'm holdin your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
I'm in love with my car
String back gloves in my automolove
Johray63

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Location: The Lowlands
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 7:33am

 hippiechick wrote:

There's a show on tv called Strange Sex that talks about people who fall in love and "marry" all kinds of objects. See, that's what happens when you let gay people marry!  {#Lol}

 
The documentary speaks of only women, but isn't something like this very similar, for example?

OK, a loving relationship with a guillotine, that comes to an end, is maybe a bit different, still.

mem_313

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Location: Beachside, Paradise
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 7:00am

 mzpro5 wrote:

party pooper  {#Lol}

 


Seriously I don't mind. I was mostly disturbed about being woken up after 3 hours of sleep. I don't sleep well
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 6:25am

 mzpro5 wrote:

That's what AC is for.  {#Mrgreen}

 

I was thinking of climates where AC isn't needed/installed. But it gets stuffy without fresh air.
mzpro5

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Location: Budda'spet, Hungry
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 6:23am

 mem_313 wrote:
You know, the joy of sex is pretty darn awesome! But not at 130 in the morning, sound asleep, and hearing the neighbor's new lady screaming F*CK, then giving directions.

shut yer winders dude!!!!!

 
party pooper  {#Lol}
mzpro5

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Location: Budda'spet, Hungry
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 6:22am

 Alexandra wrote:


Fifteen. {#Cool}
Sometimes it's too damn hot to shut the windows.

 
That's what AC is for.  {#Mrgreen}
hippiechick

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Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 5:54am

 Johray63 wrote:
I hadn't heard of Objective Sexuals, until I saw this documentary: Married to the Eiffel Tower
Caring for objects (a lot) isn't odd at all, but for these women that got a "somewhat" different meaning.
 
There's a show on tv called Strange Sex that talks about people who fall in love and "marry" all kinds of objects. See, that's what happens when you let gay people marry!  {#Lol}
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