Coaxial wrote: 





Actually that number is probably kind of low; most Americans that have been in this country for at least 3 or more generations have a lot of African blood in them, I would be shocked if I didn't. I am going to write the NSA or DHS or whoever some day and ask them if they could supply me with my dna information; maybe save a buck.

 miamizsun wrote: 
Yo, bro!I think back in the day if you had one drop of black blood you were considered black...I'm having to rethink a few things around here.

 Coaxial wrote: 

what's up plasma? 

 islander wrote: 
I'm planning to send in someone else's DNA as mine so I can throw the police off the scent when I commit crimes. Can I borrow some of yours or would that just dob me in for more serious offences?

 islander wrote: 
Nah. He's been dealing with the aftermath of TWO pulmonary aneurysms and many more cardiac issues. Plus, I'm done.

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
You could do it covertly, or even better - have the police do it by calling in an anonymous tip!

 Coaxial wrote: 
I'd love for my brother to take the DNA test. He's it, in terms of males from that generation (my father's brother and sisters only had daughters). But it's not like I'm going to talk with him, so.

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 

 Coaxial wrote: 
I have .1% Ashkenazi and .1% North African and Arabian.

And my maternal haplogroup is pretty much Laplander. Who evidently first came from Iberia.

But I'm really sorry I won't meet the Neanderthal part of the family.

 R_P wrote: 
Yes, thanks.

 Coaxial wrote: 
You mongrel!

 Manbird wrote: 
Okay then. 

 oldviolin wrote: 
Yup, I had me an occasion or two to think win that. 

 miamizsun wrote: 
We share a great deal...I was most proud of the .02%  that was sub-saharan west African.

 miamizsun wrote: 
We share a great deal...I was most proud of the .02%  that was sub-saharan west African.

 Manbird wrote: 
What about spin itch? Did you ever think of that?

My results, which I sent away for 8 years ago, said that I am:

12% Burpalino

22% Taco Seasoning

9% TokTok

2% Invasion of Normandy 

63% Beeswacks

7% 50ft Drunken Naked lady

0.1% Azerbaijani 

3% Caboose

.084 Bob Slattery
 

 miamizsun wrote: 
96% chimp.

on dna day i ordered a kit from 23 and me

my results were sort of what i expected

health reports looked good except i have both variants for macular degeneration

ancestory breakdown approx

british          31%
irish             21%
swiss           20%
german       11%

the remaining is scattered across this

Southern European, Italian (Italian, Northern Italian, Tuscan), Balkan(Albanian, Bosnian and Herzegovinian, Bulgarian, Croatian, Greek, Macedonian, Maltese, Montenegrin, Romanian, Serbian), Sardinian, Iberian(France Basque, Portuguese, Spanish), Northwestern European, British and Irish (Irish, United Kingdom), French and German (Austrian, French, German, Belgian, Dutch, Swiss), Scandinavian (Danish, Norwegian, Swedish), Finnish, Ashkenazi, Eastern European (Belarusians, Czechs, Hungarians, Polish, Russian, Slovak, Slovene, Ukrainian)

 and buffoon      99%

the dna relatives are fun (all 1013 of them)

still digging through those