GeneP59 wrote: 
How many iterations of derivative does it need before I get to creative?

 swell_sailor wrote: 
Alex, What is 605?

 Manbird wrote: 
Can you rephrase that as a question?

 water wrote: 
506

 jagdriver wrote: 
How long is long?

To the tune of How Long by Ace:

How long can this keep going on? 

 oldslabsides wrote: 
If the Jews and Romans had simply been nice to Christ could have avoided 2000+ years of bovine scatology?

Probably not.

What if instead of crucifixion, Christ was hanged?  Would Christians the world over be wearing nooses around their necks instead of crosses?  What if he had been stoned or beheaded - impaled?  If stoned, would Catholics - instead of crossing themselves - smack themselves on the head with a rock?

 Antigone wrote: 

Mine isn't updating, just rotating four different lists of the same four songs per list.  And those aren't even close to what's been playing. My Now Playing is from 5:30 am.

 RASPUTIN wrote: 
It's okay here, though maybe a slight delay.

Is anybody else's Now Playing list not even close?

What's going on out there?

Why is the very first result for a google search of "electric cars" the link to the Smart Car site?  The Smart Car isn't an electric car.

 GeneP59 wrote: 

The Scarecrow is holding him until the cat meows and then they let go of the ropes so get ready to click your heels, you know?

Maybe they let go of the ropes first...yeah that's it!

Has anybody seen my little dog Toto?

 muzik wrote: 
why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Given that I live 40 minutes away, why the hell would I want to waste my entire Saturday afternoon attending a company potluck picnic, held at a Courtyard Suites?  

 oldslabsides wrote: 
how much?

Why do they call redheads "carrot-top" when carrot-tops are green?

 triskele wrote: 
it couldn't be hair, could it?