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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 7:39pm
winter wrote: One of his barely legal girlfriends said that when he asked her out, she said, "I don't know, I've never dated anyone over 23." "That's okay," Hef said. "Neither have I." oh dear. oh my.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 7:36pm
Yibbyl wrote: Hugh Hefner, because there were no blondes younger than him. One of his barely legal girlfriends said that when he asked her out, she said, "I don't know, I've never dated anyone over 23." "That's okay," Hef said. "Neither have I."

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 6:58pm
Hugh Hefner, because there were no blondes younger than him.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 6:44pm
justlistening wrote: (okay I'll stop now) thank you.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 6:24pm
Carnac, because he already knew the answer if he propositioned either Mary Ann or Ginger - so why go. (okay I'll stop now)

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 6:20pm
Jerry Garcia because he was on his own 'long strange trip'.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 5:32pm
Manbird wrote: Walter Brennan was too busy making love with Oldslabsides in the fountains of Versailles. "Hush, hush, sweet Walter. Now, oh God, please now!" moaned Slabby as the cool water soothed their naked, fevered bodies. at least he died before anyone found out.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 4:36pm
buzz wrote: people that never came to GI, not people that never came on GI Brutal!

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 4:33pm
Manbird wrote: Walter Brennan was too busy making love with Oldslabsides in the fountains of Versailles. "Hush, hush, sweet Walter. Now, oh God, please now!" moaned Slabby as the cool water soothed their naked, fevered bodies. people that never came to GI, not people that never came on GI

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 4:31pm
Walter Brennan was too busy making love with Oldslabsides in the fountains of Versailles. "Hush, hush, sweet Walter. Now, oh God, please now!" moaned Slabby as the cool water soothed their naked, fevered bodies.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 4:17pm
Bill Gates (The island already had a rich guy, Ginger didn't like nerds and Mary Ann dweebs, and the Skipper already had a little buddy.)

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 3:50pm
When they asked Marcel Marceau to visit, he was speechless.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 3:49pm
Captain & Tennille didn't want to compete with both The Skipper and Ginger.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 3:47pm
Chuck Norris was there, he was just camoflaged.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 3:44pm
Gloria Steinem was too liberated to get stuck on an Island.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 3:30pm
David Bowie hadn't fallen to earth yet.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 3:28pm
Nancy Sinatra couldn't be found - she was out walking in her new boots.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 3:20pm
The Beatles were stuck in Strawbery Fields - like forever.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 2:39pm
Lenny Bruce - he couldn't get past the censors.

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Posted: Mar 1, 2011 - 1:43pm
JrzyTmata wrote: Mick didn't have the Stones for it. And Jones hated water, he never could swim.

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