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Red_Dragon

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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 10:43am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:



A quick trip thru the MRI would have answered some questions and removed the object in one fell swoop.
 

yeouch
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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 10:30am



 haresfur wrote:


 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 

Wouldn't starting with a simple x-ray be more cost-effective?
 

A quick trip thru the MRI would have answered some questions and removed the object in one fell swoop.
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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 10:13am

 miamizsun wrote:


or asking a couple of pointed questions first like:

have you lost anything in your rectum lately?

in the past 24 hours have you seen any suspicious people snooping around your rectum?
 
Seriously...Just like at the airport...Has anyone but you been in control of your rectum anytime today? Questions like these need immediate answers.
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 9:01am



 Proclivities wrote:


 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 
You'd figure in Miami it would be a Mojito or a Caipirinha, not a Screwdriver.

  


Screwdriver hardly qualifies as "Weird," truth be told. Most cocktail names give a much more vivid impression.

Harvey Wallbanger
Rusty Nail
Moscow Mule
White Russian
Flaming Blue Jesus
Proclivities

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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 7:47am



 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 
You'd figure in Miami it would be a Mojito or a Caipirinha, not a Screwdriver.

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Posted: Nov 7, 2019 - 2:14pm

 haresfur wrote:


 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 

Wouldn't starting with a simple x-ray be more cost-effective?
 

or asking a couple of pointed questions first like:

have you lost anything in your rectum lately?

in the past 24 hours have you seen any suspicious people snooping around your rectum?
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Posted: Nov 7, 2019 - 2:10pm



 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 

Wouldn't starting with a simple x-ray be more cost-effective?
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Posted: Nov 7, 2019 - 2:02pm

sometimes i can't tell if i'm watching the local news or the onion...

It's no myth! Bigfoot reported missing in South Florida 

By Jeff Tavss - Executive Producer
Posted: 11:04 AM, November 06, 2019Updated: 11:04 AM, November 06, 2019
 

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. - Finally, after decades of false sightings and grand hoaxes from all over the world, Bigfoot has been sighted in South Florida... but now he's missing.

The Boynton Beach Police Department sent out an urgent tweet Wednesday asking for the public's help in finding Bigfoot.  

Yes, Bigfoot.

Someone, or some group, stole a massive 8-foot, 300-pound Bigfoot statue from in front of a local mattress store.

Police say the Bigfoot statue in front of Mattress Monsterz was swiped last month.

Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Bigfoot is urged to call Det. Danielle Whitefield at 561-732-8116 or Crime Stoppers at 800-458-TIPS.

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Posted: Nov 7, 2019 - 1:58pm

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

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Posted: Jun 27, 2019 - 5:54pm

Alabama Woman Charged in Fetal Death, Her Shooter Goes Free
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AUSTIN WOMAN ARRESTED FOR MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC CONTINUED TO PLEASURE HERSELF IN SQUAD CAR 'EVEN WHEN ASKED TO STOP'
BlueHeronDruid

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Posted: Dec 14, 2017 - 12:15pm

 miamizsun wrote:

Human feet just keep washing ashore. This one was wearing a sock and a running shoe


In an undated handout photo, a tibia, fibula, left foot and sneaker found by Doug Johns on a beach on Vancouver Island in Canada.
In British Columbia, such grisly discoveries have become so common that they are tracked: this was the 13th foot known to have washed ashore since 2007.. — 
MIKE JOHNS NYT


 
I always keep an eye peeled for a sneaker on the beach. So far I've only found some large marine mammal bones, a primitive green table (or stool?), and various fruits and vegetables.
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Posted: Dec 14, 2017 - 12:11pm

 Proclivities wrote:

At least if you found two of them (from the same guy) you could have a new pair of shoes.

 
Don't you get it???

These unmatched shoes go with the similarly unmatched roadside shoes observed along the roadside, abandoned and forlorn.
There must be some ritual involving walking along with one shoe off, all the way to the ocean, and swimming out until your shod foot gets gnawed off by a shark, or by Omarosa.
My faith in the symmetry of the universe is restored.
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Posted: Dec 14, 2017 - 12:05pm

 miamizsun wrote:

Human feet just keep washing ashore. This one was wearing a sock and a running shoe

c
In an undated handout photo, a tibia, fibula, left foot and sneaker found by Doug Johns on a beach on Vancouver Island in Canada.
In British Columbia, such grisly discoveries have become so common that they are tracked: this was the 13th foot known to have washed ashore since 2007.. — 
MIKE JOHNS NYT
 
At least if you found two of them (from the same guy) you could have a new pair of shoes.
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Posted: Dec 14, 2017 - 6:34am

Human feet just keep washing ashore. This one was wearing a sock and a running shoe


In an undated handout photo, a tibia, fibula, left foot and sneaker found by Doug Johns on a beach on Vancouver Island in Canada.
In British Columbia, such grisly discoveries have become so common that they are tracked: this was the 13th foot known to have washed ashore since 2007.. — 
MIKE JOHNS NYT

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Posted: Jan 24, 2016 - 1:30pm

 Manbird wrote:
Very weird: Today I'm actually feeling that thing you humans call happiness.
I have a nice big fire going in the wood stove down on the den. I have food.
The animals all have food. I have medicine. I don't have to leave the house
Football is on in a bit. If I can just keep the horrible worries away, I think it'll
be a rather nice day for a change. Weird. Good weird. 

I should add that most of this is possible because of friends who are friends
like rocks.Like gemstones. Solid. Kind, generous beautiful friends.
 Catfish?

 
just keep that lorp valve well lubed and you're good  {#Cheers}
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Jan 24, 2016 - 1:17pm

 Manbird wrote:
Very weird: Today I'm actually feeling that thing you humans call happiness.
I have a nice big fire going in the wood stove down on the den. I have food.
The animals all have food. I have medicine. I don't have to leave the house
Football is on in a bit. If I can just keep the horrible worries away, I think it'll
be a rather nice day for a change. Weird. Good weird. 

I should add that most of this is possible because of friends who are friends
like rocks.Like gemstones. Solid. Kind, generous beautiful friends.
 Catfish?

 
and I hope it keeps on this way.
Manbird

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Posted: Jan 24, 2016 - 10:40am

Very weird: Today I'm actually feeling that thing you humans call happiness.
I have a nice big fire going in the wood stove down on the den. I have food.
The animals all have food. I have medicine. I don't have to leave the house
Football is on in a bit. If I can just keep the horrible worries away, I think it'll
be a rather nice day for a change. Weird. Good weird. 

I should add that most of this is possible because of friends who are friends
like rocks.Like gemstones. Solid. Kind, generous beautiful friends.
 Catfish?


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Posted: Jul 22, 2015 - 5:51pm

By The Associated Press
July 22, 2015 5:13 pm  
SPOTSWOOD, N.J. (AP) — Police say a man sneaked into a central New Jersey home and hid under a bed in a spare room for three days before the homeowner realized what had happened.

Spotswood police say Jason Hubbard was charged with burglary in the incident, which occurred in May but wasn’t made public until this week. He’s also charged with theft of services because he allegedly charged his four cellphones in an electrical outlet under the bed.

Authorities say Hubbard entered the home May 7, when the homeowner took out the garbage. He stayed in the spare bedroom until the homeowner heard a noise in the room and spotted Hubbard.

Hubbard remained jailed Wednesday on $50,000 bail. His age and hometown haven’t been released, and it’s not known if he has an attorney.
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Posted: Jul 17, 2015 - 8:31am

Meet the giant hero rats sniffing out Cambodia's landmines


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