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Posted: Oct 2, 2010 - 4:42am
HazzeSwede wrote: This guy surely knows and can show them, the ropes ! And he will be free to take the job soon !? So he will be welcoming the aliens as a mayor ?

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 2:03pm
beamends wrote: Phew! For a second I thought you wrote "...Commander in charge of this sector is gonna have cookinlover in and sing". Sing for 'is supper, 'e will, guvnah. Pip pip, stiff upper lip, tally ho!

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 1:36pm
beamends wrote: Phew! For a second I thought you wrote "...Commander in charge of this sector is gonna have cookinlover in and sing". Oh, God no. The Commander is a cruel bastard, sure, but that?

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 1:30pm
cc_rider wrote: Dangit, if you blow this operation, the Intergalactic Commander in charge of this sector is gonna have your cookinlover in a sling. Phew! For a second I thought you wrote "...Commander in charge of this sector is gonna have cookinlover in and sing".

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 1:26pm
oldslabsides wrote: Surprisingly...well, maybe not...that's the best she's ever looked. Makeup covers a multitude of sins.

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 1:26pm
beamends wrote: We They. Dangit, if you blow this operation, the Intergalactic Commander in charge of this sector is gonna have your cookinlover in a sling.

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 1:23pm
Proclivities wrote: Those aliens wouldn't mess with Björk. Surprisingly...well, maybe not...that's the best she's ever looked.

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 1:21pm
cc_rider wrote: You seem to think they are not here already. Foolish human... then we won't need that welcoming committee.

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 1:17pm
cc_rider wrote: You seem to think they are not here already. Foolish human... We They.

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 1:16pm
cc_rider wrote: You seem to think they are not here already. Foolish human... Yeah, did he miss that Bjork picture?

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 1:12pm
winter wrote: Since it's largely a ceremonial gig (the odds of aliens ever arriving here are vanishingly remote, IMO), may as well put Stephen Hawking, the Dalai Lama, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Scarlett Johanssen out front. Make a good impression. You seem to think they are not here already. Foolish human...

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 12:41pm

kurtster wrote:

United Nations to appoint space ambassador to act as first contact for aliens visiting Earth

If aliens ever land on Earth there will no longer be any confusion over who will greet them with the news the United Nations is set to appoint an astrophysicist to be their first human contact.

Mazlan Othman is expected to be tasked with coordinating humanity's response to an extraterrestrial visit, if ever required.

The 58-year-old Malaysian will tell a conference next week that with the recent discovery of hundreds of planets orbiting around other stars, the detection of alien life is becoming more and more likely.

Do we have any nominations for the official greeter ?

Since it's largely a ceremonial gig (the odds of aliens ever arriving here are vanishingly remote, IMO), may as well put Stephen Hawking, the Dalai Lama, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Scarlett Johanssen out front. Make a good impression.

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 12:29pm
Proclivities wrote: Those aliens wouldn't mess with Björk. Ooooooo, maybe not the best ambassador!

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 12:26pm
Those aliens wouldn't mess with Björk.

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 12:25pm
cc_rider wrote: Jerry Brown? They already know him, he's been there.

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 12:21pm
Just in case, maybe Ripley ...

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Posted: Sep 27, 2010 - 10:41am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: A job commensurate with his abilities.

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