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All signs point South to a disturbed lunchingman who was made ill by such an ergot of rye and many sublingual tastings of absinthe. A former mariner from some sad ocean perhaps.
Controllers have been made alert and a sensual calm has arisen from the manic. Posthumous theories have arrived. Norman is coming closer! Thank you our customers for your abilties!
ALERTS!Active scooter situation at the international Knikken Knokken Headkwuarters in Schtoppenlük, Switzenland!
All signs point South to a disturbed lunchingman who was made ill by such an ergot of rye and many sublingual tastings of absinthe. A former mariner from some sad ocean perhaps.
Controllers have been made alert and a sensual calm has arisen from the manic. Posthumous theories have arrived. Norman is coming closer! Thank you our customers for your abilties!
I think the problem isn't toxins, it's that his exit orifice won't allow whatever he ate to pass. It might break down and get thru eventually but it might also become cementitious and cause more issues, so if he's not normal tonight we'll have to take him in and get it taken out with forceps. Woohoo!
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I think the problem isn't toxins, it's that his exit orifice won't allow whatever he ate to pass. It might break down and get thru eventually but it might also become cementitious and cause more issues, so if he's not normal tonight we'll have to take him in and get it taken out with forceps. Woohoo!
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Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter CAUTION: Knikken Knokken may result in mental confusion, fever, prostration, or shock. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate drill press in bathroom. Contents may be hot! Not recommended for children ages 14 - 19. Choking hazard! Batteries may leak or explode. Not for internal use. Objects are smaller than they appear. Warning: Do not look directly into eyes.
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