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cookinlover

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant)
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 18, 2010 - 12:19am

 Umberdog wrote:
This is my confession. I'm sorry for this post: I think this is news.

I wrote an essay that instructed people on how to have sex with woofs. I knew from simple biology and what passions can lead to, that woofs could be physically harmed by this. I wrote the essay after I had attended several chat sessions in a 'zoophile' chat. I was taken aback with how dangerous some of their 'tips' could be... like putting butter on it... etcetera... things that can cause serious infections and internal injury.

I find Woofs attractive... that's why I had an interest and I was there. I don't think anyone that truly loves canids could think otherwise. But I feel it like a kinship... to the point that these feelings entirely overwhelmed my life's path. I may have taboo feelings, but I've never wanted to harm anything. Regardless what you think about these acts, I don't want anyone, human or canine, to get harmed. So I wrote an article about how to do what was going to be done, regardless. Except that with this essay, woofs might hopefully be spared injury.

I had already tried direct methods... telling them what they are doing is wrong. But they just started banning me from forums. So I tried to write something that might help. It's now posted to almost every zoophile archive on the Internet. No, I didn't repost it everywhere... it simply propagated. I can't take it back. It truly is Pandora's Box. But I believe I've saved a lot of woofs from injury... there's at least that.

This is the truth... and I am sorry if it offends anyone. The world is a complicated thing and people are even more complicated. Can one know how all of the dominoes will fall? It seemed a good idea... and I'd do it again.

There is no more. 


  I can't think of anyone on this forum who would not be utterly disgusted with the sick crap you have written here. I wonder why you would choose to continue posting here in light of that fact.

Umberdog

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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:53pm

 Coaxial wrote:
Some of us just have a problem with who you are and what you did/do with large canines. Call us short sighted...
 
I get it... it's called bigotry... I just can't believe it. Nothing I think, do, or care about, means anything because of a misunderstood event, almost ten years ago. So I don't look badly upon people that do it with dogs. So what? This must be the depth that an insecurity can reach in a religion-brainwashed society. Sorry... No I really am. It all just seems so weird.
Coaxial

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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:44pm

 Umberdog wrote:

Again... weird.

 
Some of us just have a problem with who you are and what you did/do with large canines. Call us short sighted...

Umberdog

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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:33pm

 cookinlover wrote:
You are one sick ****... just sayin'.
 
Again... weird.
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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:32pm

 glassbuteo wrote:

what ever you are, apparently you still do not get such.

you upset more human beings than you ever understand or aware of.
(again, no judgement, label, for what ever you were hard wired or programmed with)
no direct words or letters would ever get across to your being.
(as a human, btw)

sorry, is a five letter word. and no, do not believe such coming from you
(coming from a human perspective)

unfortunately, or fortunately, know the difference.
and you are NOT sorry.

PERIOD

please STOP and leave.

or perhaps, you enjoy a response here or there out of some sort of humanity that makes you feel good for a few seconds? and the only way you can respond is via some sort of four legged analogy.
or, I know, change your name and come in as something else, such as changing your name... (good plan or intelligent thinking which most humans see right through- just sayin {#Wink})
 
Weird.
cookinlover

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Location: Auckland, New Zealand (former Boston native and Atlanta transplant)
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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:25pm

 Umberdog wrote:

At least I know why you didn't reply to my PM several weeks back. Damn you make it hard to understand you! Are you crazy; have you gone MAD and lost control? I think YOU need to think about this! Sincerely, and good luck to you.

 
You are one sick ****... just sayin'.

Umberdog

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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:21pm

 glassbuteo wrote:

{#Rolleyes}
 
At least I know why you didn't reply to my PM several weeks back. Damn you make it hard to understand you! Are you crazy; have you gone MAD and lost control? I think YOU need to think about this! Sincerely, and good luck to you.
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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:13pm

Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm going to need to remove you from my list of thoughtful people. I'm truly sorry if this upsets anyone.
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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:09pm

 glassbuteo wrote:
take this off the dog news thread, Umberdog, or other previous known names.
It does NOT belong here.
 
Never mind.
Umberdog

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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:07pm

 glassbuteo wrote:
apparently the extreme condition has not resonated yet with a certain person.

lack of perception, walking a mile in others shoes for their feelings or other, is beyond in a certain human being here.
 
Then please explain to me, the moment of my transgression, rather that go 'round and 'round with confusing jargon. Tell me who I've offended and why. Simply and directly... how did I fail. I'm asking for the truth... so I might learn how to better myself?
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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 10:01pm

 glassbuteo wrote:
umm nerp, you don't get it for what ever reason... but if you paid attention? (as a human being- hint)
you would get such.
no you do not understand SUCH (whether hard wired, programmed or other... I would suggest you hang out with this gentleman... he lived here for a while and is the most morphed human being on the planet)
am beyond certain that he can relate to a lot of what you FEEL and think.
 
Yes, I guess this condition can take on extreme forms. Thank you for understanding. I'm not that 'bad' yet.
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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 9:51pm

 glassbuteo wrote:
all I can say to you?
is am terribly sorry, you were either hard wired or programmed with some social disorder or basic respect and understanding of human order, thinking, feeling or respect of such.

FSM?
- wikipedia is a good source.  - Just sayin.{#Wink}

Unfortunately? for what ever it is you are hard wired with or believe in, you have failed to recognize others thinking, perception FEELINGS and more.
you are so absorbed in yourself, you fail to feel or recognize in your own species. (paying attention will tell you much)

have fun with that world and see how far it get's  you down the road as a human being.
 
I totally agree. I never pretended to be a Wolf. I see humanity from the outside looking in. I try to know people, but it's not easy when people are trying to close themselves off. I am pretty stubborn, though, but I really would like to know what's going on in the lives of my biological counterparts.

More than anything, I happen to like HippieChick, I care about her and her friends.

I just wanteded you to understand that someone else understands. It's all I can do.


Umberdog

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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 9:07pm

 glassbuteo wrote:

oh for FSM - STOP
 
I'm sorry, I don't know what "oh for FSM - STOP" means.
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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 8:59pm

 hippiechick wrote:
Maggie thought it would be fun to run away from me at the forest preserve, and she ran across a field way ahead of me, and ran into the 4-lane highway, barely missing getting whacked by a car.

I didn't see this earlier. This is my greatest fear, that something so simple can become so deadly. The danger of mere freedom! Even where people charged to protect our friends treat them as something so routine! I'm delighted things turned out alright. It's fabulous!



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Gender: Female


Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 8:48pm

 hippiechick wrote:
Maggie thought it would be fun to run away from me at the forest preserve, and she ran across a field way ahead of me, and ran into the 4-lane highway, barely missing getting whacked by a car.

 

Good lord, I'd have been scared to death!  My daughter's dog has been known to do something like that (only once though).

How did you get her back?
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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 6:03pm

 romeotuma wrote:

Those are fishy woofs...  and omnivorous roads are dangerous, especially for chickens...
 
Frozen chickens are beyond caring. And they are also some pretty good eat'n.
Umberdog

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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 5:43pm

Usually when woofs eat stuff like grass and seaweed, they are looking for certain vitamins they are lacking or they are simply trying to purge stomach acid. It might be interesting that woofs really aren't carnivorous, anymore. Domestication has pointed them down an omnivorous road.
islander

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Location: Seattle
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 5:35pm

 Alt-Ctrl-Tom wrote:

So glad to hear she is doing well {#Smile}

My dogs are the same way... I'm so particular about what food and treats I give them.  Only high quality, some probiotics and dental treats regularly, and fastidious about the amounts, etc.  ... and then we'll go outside where they'll eat just about freaking anything they come across that appears edible! {#Lol}
 
Mine eat sticks, pine cones, anything dead on the beach, the white bleached out seaweed.... 
Alt-Ctrl-Tom

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Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 11:38am

 Antigone wrote:
Just got  home from the vet. Middy's digestive system was cleared of all the good bacteria and had some bad bacteria, so she's on an antibiotic and probiotic stuff. They said that sometimes diarrhea will stress the colon so much that it causes bleeding. They weren't that concerned about the plant she got into on Friday ... I mean she gets into so much outside ... !

Going to take her for a nice walk in the rain now. {#Umbrella}
 
So glad to hear she is doing well {#Smile}

My dogs are the same way... I'm so particular about what food and treats I give them.  Only high quality, some probiotics and dental treats regularly, and fastidious about the amounts, etc.  ... and then we'll go outside where they'll eat just about freaking anything they come across that appears edible! {#Lol}
hippiechick

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Gender: Female


Posted: Nov 17, 2010 - 11:33am

Maggie thought it would be fun to run away from me at the forest preserve, and she ran across a field way ahead of me, and ran into the 4-lane highway, barely missing getting whacked by a car.
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