Proclivities wrote:
 

 Welly wrote: 
But FAST!

 ptooey wrote: 
They're really geeky runners too, arent' they? All gangly like an 11 year old girl.

 Welly wrote: 
 

They're weird critters.  My grandparents used to have a cabin near Grand Teton Nat'l Park, and I spent a lot of time there while growing up.  The moose liked to eat the rubber spline that held the screens into the windows, so every once in a while you'd walk past a window and be eye-to-eye with the thing.
 
My dad and I drove behind a cow once while she ran up the road at 25-30mph, completely unconcerned about us while her strides kept time with the music on the truck's stereo.

 ptooey wrote: 
True story:

Many moons ago, when we were poor students, hubby was doing a practicum with IBM in Calgary one summer, and I took the Greyhound out to see him for a weekend. The competely packed bus stopped for a meal break in Roger's Pass and I took a sandwich out into a field next to the highway to sit in the sun and get some space.
So I'm sitting there cross legged on the ground in the grass. I got my sandwich in my hand and my walkman headphones on and I'm reading a book.All is mellow.
Well, you know how sometimes you just get the feeling that someone is looking at you? I look up and there is a frickin'  giant moose not 4 feet from me with his head down and sniffing towards my sandwich.
Immediately my mind goes into overdrive thinking what the hell am I supposed to do with a moose? Do I run? Do I play dead? What the....? Aaargh!
So I gently toss my sandwich towards him, which he sniffs at and then promptly loses interest and turns and lumbers away.
Now, I was sitting on the ground, but I am sure that animal was over 6 feet tall at the shoulder and he had a rack on him big enough to scoop my entire being into the air should he have chosen to.
Damn near pooped my drawers

 Welly wrote: 

No resources? Hell, you have all the smoked salmon, power trio rock bands and Albertan oil sands we want. Unless you sell them to the Chinese instead, you rotters!

 Welly wrote: 
just send some mooses

 Monkeysdad wrote: 
Cows gots no antlers.

Moose Facts

And, yeah, they're frickin' enormous.

 dionysius wrote: 
We have to do the passive agressive thing. We just don't have the resources to duke it out with yaz.

I've just realized that all the cold north winds, snow and winter storm systems we have in the US are imports from Canada! So, I think a big, sarcastic "Well, thank you, Canada!" is in order.

 Monkeysdad wrote: 

Now, now don't make fun, some people actually prefer smaller breasts on their women!

 Welly wrote: 

Awesome. I had no idea. Had one lumber through our campsite in Norway years back, full speed!, the ground shook....but it wasn't that big, but I think it was female(less rack) are females smaller?

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
You know what's funny? They really are that frickin huge.

 romeotuma wrote: 
gorsh!

 romeotuma wrote: 
it came from cptbuzz's post. image linked to a site that wants a password.

 Coaxial wrote: 
their kittehs is nice to everyone!

 rosedraws wrote: 

Politely, just like the Canadians.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 

and with much good humor and style.  as always.

ok. we did it.