Do we not have enough Trump threads already?

Today when I went out to put Tessy in her mew, I decided I better grab some of the citrus which is becoming nice and ripe nowadays.  We have 3 giant grapefruits, a small tangerine looking tree, a rather humongazoidical Meyer lemon yielder and three disparate stripes of orange trees, one of them being the blood orange category. So I filled up my hoodie pouch-pockets with as many as I could and cached four or five nice big ones into my hood. I put Tess away without dropping a single fruitagement. 

We decided to invest in a cheap electric juicer as my arthritis prevents by bent and swollen meathooks from manually squeezing, massaging and extracting the rich coursing juice from the firm yet yielding fruit. I ended up with about a quart of beautiful, sanguine nectar. It was surprisingly heavy. I knew if I drank too much my stomach would revolt against all that citric acid and it wasn't quite as sweet as I would have liked. The freshness of all that living fluid form the earth itself, still cool from the chilly outdoors temperatures, so rich and tangy and shot through with copious crimson whits and tittles of pulpy fruitiness. And upon tasting it I heartily opined, "Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm, that's some fu-uh-uh-ucking good shit!" and carefully stored the quart size mason in the old la fridgeratamaton - nestled silently between the dairy milk and the cat's tray of supplemental wheatgrass - for tomorrow... is... unfortunately, another day.  

 kurtster wrote: 
That's rough.

 Manbird wrote: 
Like I'd click that. I might get some on me!

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
Bloated Gruff Corny
NOT WORK SAFE

I wish there was a video. Alas.

I LOVE them. Saw them open for Hall & Oates.

 JustineFromWyoming wrote: 
Coming to a flat near you in just a few weeks! Thank you very much. Try the veal and tip your waitress.

And, here, I was SURE Manbird, Phin or Cookie started this thread/// Wrong again!

http://ehealthforum.com/health/topic10871_60.html

excerpt - "Oh my goodness! I've been worried to death all day! I have been eating orange roughy that I bought from Ralph's too!!! It must be that then."

is he on the endanglerd specio list and pump up wit mercery

Discuss.