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KurtfromLaQuinta

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Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
Gender: Male


Posted: May 7, 2024 - 9:53pm

 Manbird wrote:


How are those Clueless Acting Lessons coming along?

Lesson 8: Blowing To The East While Whistling To The West.





oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: May 7, 2024 - 8:21pm

 Manbird wrote:


Impossible! No one can gag past the:
  1. Produce
  2. Dairy
  3. Meat and Poultry
  4. Seafood
  5. Bread and Bakery
  6. Frozen Foods
  7. Beverages (including water, soda, juice, etc.)
  8. Canned Goods (including soups, vegetables, beans, etc.)
  9. Snacks (including chips, crackers, pretzels, etc.)
  10. Condiments and Sauces
  11. Pasta and Rice
  12. Baking Supplies (including flour, sugar, baking mixes, etc.)
    Non stop.



I'll bet you go in the fresh baked goods department and lick all the gonuts with frosting...

Plus you got me to post in a Farts thread. I'll get you for this...

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male


Posted: May 7, 2024 - 8:18pm

 Isabeau wrote:

walked into an unexpected 'cloud' moving down an aisle at the grocery store. It was obvious the perp had moved away from the incident - acting clueless.
Thus took me another two aisles of gagging before recovery. A fart ... or origins of another pandemic...  


(hint)
Sally smells sea shells down by the seafood.

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male


Posted: May 7, 2024 - 8:13pm

 Isabeau wrote:

walked into an unexpected 'cloud' moving down an aisle at the grocery store. It was obvious the perp had moved away from the incident - acting clueless.
Thus took me another two aisles of gagging before recovery. A fart ... or origins of another pandemic...  



Impossible! No one can gag past the:
  1. Produce
  2. Dairy
  3. Meat and Poultry
  4. Seafood
  5. Bread and Bakery
  6. Frozen Foods
  7. Beverages (including water, soda, juice, etc.)
  8. Canned Goods (including soups, vegetables, beans, etc.)
  9. Snacks (including chips, crackers, pretzels, etc.)
  10. Condiments and Sauces
  11. Pasta and Rice
  12. Baking Supplies (including flour, sugar, baking mixes, etc.)
    Non stop gagging.
    Poirot's little grey cells, they are saying "mais non, non, non, non, non."


Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male


Posted: May 7, 2024 - 8:02pm

 Isabeau wrote:

walked into an unexpected 'cloud' moving down an aisle at the grocery store. It was obvious the perp had moved away from the incident - acting clueless.
Thus took me another two aisles of gagging before recovery. A fart ... or origins of another pandemic...  



How are those Clueless Acting Lessons coming along?

Lesson 8: Blowing To The East While Whistling To The West.


Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male


Posted: May 7, 2024 - 7:58pm

 Isabeau wrote:

walked into an unexpected 'cloud' moving down an aisle at the grocery store. It was obvious the perp had moved away from the incident - acting clueless.
Thus took me another two aisles of gagging before recovery. A fart ... or origins of another pandemic...  




Me thinkeths thou doth protesteth a tadeth too much.
Isabeau

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Location: sou' tex
Gender: Female


Posted: May 7, 2024 - 4:05pm

walked into an unexpected 'cloud' moving down an aisle at the grocery store. It was obvious the perp had moved away from the incident - acting clueless.
Thus took me another two aisles of gagging before recovery. A fart ... or origins of another pandemic...  
KurtfromLaQuinta

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Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
Gender: Male


Posted: May 6, 2024 - 8:44pm

 RazzCat wrote:

Farts?

Admit it, we all (including you and me) do it... - pass gass.
So, what's brought this to the forefront of polite (global) conversations?...

Trump is smelling up the courtroom   -   :-)

This presents us an opportunity to finally classify/quantify this (usually) silent, sometimes petrifying, odor that invades our olfactory space.

There's the occasions where we know our spouse will politely ignore our outgassing after a filling Thanksgiving dinner; or maybe just that heavy pasta in broccoli cream sauce.
Or, we'll ignore theirs, especially when she's on top, facing backwards, and it's really sweaty...

Farts are just a normal part of us being biological creatures: take in stuff, process it, utilize what we can, and expel the rest... 
And when you're alone, there's the eminently satisfying loud rip that ripples your ass cheeks.

Is there a scale, or can we create one, where we can place flatulence on a grid?

All that aside, Trump farting in court still makes my inner 8-year old giggle...

Why are they so funny?

A quote from my dad (I'm sure not original)... "A fartin' horse never tires. A fartin' man is the one to hire."


RazzCat

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Location: Montréal, Canada
Gender: Male


Posted: May 5, 2024 - 10:03pm

Farts?

Admit it, we all (including you and me) do it... - pass gass.
So, what's brought this to the forefront of polite (global) conversations?...

Trump is smelling up the courtroom   -   :-)

This presents us an opportunity to finally classify/quantify this (usually) silent, sometimes petrifying, odor that invades our olfactory space.

There's the occasions where we know our spouse will politely ignore our outgassing after a filling Thanksgiving dinner; or maybe just that heavy pasta in broccoli cream sauce.
Or, we'll ignore theirs, especially when she's on top, facing backwards, and it's really sweaty...

Farts are just a normal part of us being biological creatures: take in stuff, process it, utilize what we can, and expel the rest... 
And when you're alone, there's the eminently satisfying loud rip that ripples your ass cheeks.

Is there a scale, or can we create one, where we can place flatulence on a grid?

All that aside, Trump farting in court still makes my inner 8-year old giggle...