Limbaughlogy: n.  A statement issued by someone caught making an offensive remark that essentially neglects to admit offense, take responsibility for the offending remark, and/or attempts to excuse or minimize the offence through various techniques such as red herring, etc.

Limbaughlogize: v. To issue a Limbaughlogy.

Mitt-ochondria (n)

Excessive and persistent, often irrational anxiety regarding the electability of an unexciting but well-financed political candidate.

Meditaters n. pl potato chips that fill that longing you have when you have lost something dear to you.

 Manbird wrote: 
I congratulate you on your seminal critique of the suggested etymology of neologism.

prehansel - that period before gretel got any tail

 Manbird wrote: 

 romeotuma wrote: 
Maybe it's the "Lo" in Trololo. 

 romeotuma wrote: 
What about the "lo" in between? The word isn't 'neogism'. 

Thanksinadvanceism -

See hobiejoe's post

 hobiejoe wrote:
 
never look a gift horse in the mouth.

apologism-
The often myopic act of participitory angling for truth in a sea of muddy seed creatures.

gismo - device for those who have none who want more of it.

 romeotuma wrote: 
Would you prefer "old" ejaculate?  If so, there's this guy...

 romeotuma wrote: 
De'ye know, I've always enjoyed this thread for the enthusiastic, sometimes witty and indeed eruditely playfully inventive use of language. Regardless of merit, the thought counts.
 
So why the gratuitous insult?
 
 

*edit* Shouldn't have posited a question as it is far too late for me to stay up and wait for a reasoned and apologetic response.
 
So I'm sorry for any future delay in my potentially magnanimous response to your abject apologies for your aforementioned lapse of taste and decency.

Egotesticle-
1.- Recently coined band name
2.- empty sack dance on head of a pin...

Obambombics-
The study of numbness in the lower extremities due to constant participation in a mosh pit wearing a bag
woven from utter disappointment tied over the logic gland...

Thehowthefuckarewegoingtogetdiobacktothisnonsenseconundrum - a little known village in middle earth with pretty poor beer.

dieorne'ersayusbadius n. an affliction with suicidal tendencies caused by a deficiency of wanton temes and memes. Marked by maudlin despair, alleviated by mary tea.

 dionysius wrote: 
You unstop, girl! 

 Inamorato wrote: 

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