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Whenever I post the short version, I think of Jrzy and how she'll be sad. Next time!
Because I bought this dryer off'n a guy who moved here to work for the forest service and he bought the place that used to be owned by the people who bought our coffeehouse and ran it into the ground. He pointed out to the pasture and said his wife wants to turn it into a sort of riding arena and I said what a coincidence, the lady who bought our coffeehouse built it to be a riding arena but she was sad because she had to work at this coffeehouse she bought and then her husband decided that having poker parties would be a good way to make some money off their richer friends except he forgot that people who have a lot of money like doctors and lawyers are usually pretty smart and wouldn't probably get into a real-money poker game unless they were pretty good at it so anyway he lost everything and started buying vodka out of the coffeehouse till so it died and he had to take a job driving a delivery van for the industrial cleaners (rugs, shop towels, stuff like that) and got arrested at the police station when he was rolling out new rugs and they could all smell him so there was a discussion about whether he needed to be handcuffed since he was already inside the secure area (I think they just told him to sit down) but anyway the forest service guy heard most of this and said "they left their chickens." So I got some eggs with the dryer.
A whole new spin on leftover chicken(s). Also, how did the relationship end? Divorce? Murder? Insurance fraud?
Whenever I post the short version, I think of Jrzy and how she'll be sad. Next time!
Because I bought this dryer off'n a guy who moved here to work for the forest service and he bought the place that used to be owned by the people who bought our coffeehouse and ran it into the ground. He pointed out to the pasture and said his wife wants to turn it into a sort of riding arena and I said what a coincidence, the lady who bought our coffeehouse built it to be a riding arena but she was sad because she had to work at this coffeehouse she bought and then her husband decided that having poker parties would be a good way to make some money off their richer friends except he forgot that people who have a lot of money like doctors and lawyers are usually pretty smart and wouldn't probably get into a real-money poker game unless they were pretty good at it so anyway he lost everything and started buying vodka out of the coffeehouse till so it died and he had to take a job driving a delivery van for the industrial cleaners (rugs, shop towels, stuff like that) and got arrested at the police station when he was rolling out new rugs and they could all smell him so there was a discussion about whether he needed to be handcuffed since he was already inside the secure area (I think they just told him to sit down) but anyway the forest service guy heard most of this and said "they left their chickens." So I got some eggs with the dryer.
You can bedazzle the eggs with sequins from the dryer.
Whenever I post the short version, I think of Jrzy and how she'll be sad. Next time!
Because I bought this dryer off'n a guy who moved here to work for the forest service and he bought the place that used to be owned by the people who bought our coffeehouse and ran it into the ground. He pointed out to the pasture and said his wife wants to turn it into a sort of riding arena and I said what a coincidence, the lady who bought our coffeehouse built it to be a riding arena but she was sad because she had to work at this coffeehouse she bought and then her husband decided that having poker parties would be a good way to make some money off their richer friends except he forgot that people who have a lot of money like doctors and lawyers are usually pretty smart and wouldn't probably get into a real-money poker game unless they were pretty good at it so anyway he lost everything and started buying vodka out of the coffeehouse till so it died and he had to take a job driving a delivery van for the industrial cleaners (rugs, shop towels, stuff like that) and got arrested at the police station when he was rolling out new rugs and they could all smell him so there was a discussion about whether he needed to be handcuffed since he was already inside the secure area (I think they just told him to sit down) but anyway the forest service guy heard most of this and said "they left their chickens." So I got some eggs with the dryer.
Background: Our dryer ate itself alive last year so we found ourselves in the market for one asap. I found one for $50, looked decent, said his wife just ordered new appliances. Mm-hmm
JustineFromWyoming said:
Judging by the amount of safety pins, sequins, and bobbie pins Iâve found in this dryer clean out, I suspect this dryer was formerly owned by a drag queen.
Background: Our dryer ate itself alive last year so we found ourselves in the market for one asap. I found one for $50, looked decent, said his wife just ordered new appliances. Mm-hmm
JustineFromWyoming said:
Judging by the amount of safety pins, sequins, and bobbie pins Iâve found in this dryer clean out, I suspect this dryer was formerly owned by a drag queen.
Background: Our dryer ate itself alive last year so we found ourselves in the market for one asap. I found one for $50, looked decent, said his wife just ordered new appliances. Mm-hmm
JustineFromWyoming said:
Judging by the amount of safety pins, sequins, and bobbie pins Iâve found in this dryer clean out, I suspect this dryer was formerly owned by a drag queen.
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Jun 13, 2025 - 9:40am
ColdMiser wrote:
I already pine for the days when you never heard from the POTUS every day. Even Obama went weeks without making an appearance in your life. Biden went too long before emerging from his bunker. Trump is there when you wake up, there when you go to sleep and all the hours in between. EVERY FREAKING DAY!
I wake up and open the NYT/AP apps and think "what did he fuck up today?" And there's always something.
A horrible way to live.
I already pine for the days when you never heard from the POTUS every day. Even Obama went weeks without making an appearance in your life. Biden went too long before emerging from his bunker. Trump is there when you wake up, there when you go to sleep and all the hours in between. EVERY FREAKING DAY!
I can't believe we have to struggle through 43 more months of this shite.
I already pine for the days when you never heard from the POTUS every day. Even Obama went weeks without making an appearance in your life. Biden went too long before emerging from his bunker. Trump is there when you wake up, there when you go to sleep and all the hours in between. EVERY FREAKING DAY!
Wasn't out loud, it was on Facebook, but: Andy KieferIf we had to have a king. Iâd be cool with Trump as king! John RyanAndy Kiefer this is basically the most anti-American statement I've ever heard. No king is sort of our thing as a country. But yeah, cool, fuck the constitution and entire revolutionary tradition because one random president said dumb shit on TV Andy KieferJohn Ryan Iâm not saying I want a king⦠but if there was a king of America. The trump family would be a good one!John RyanAndy Kiefer Some day years from now, when we ask how a constitutional republic was eroded so quickly, we'll point to statements like this.
