Proclivities wrote:
That checkerboard stuff always creeped me out as did the "harlequin" style. The joyous soul of ice cream straitjacketed into an anal-retentive's kludgy wet dream. 

Eat The Rich Popsicles

I forgot about that "checkerboard" ice cream until I found this old ad.  Sealtest was a big brand where I grew up, they always tried "innovative" flavors, probably to compete with places like Baskin-Robbins or Carvel.  Flavors like pineapple, coconut, butterscotch, etc.,  which weren't otherwise around stores much in those days.  Even  Häagen-Dazs was pretty much just vanilla, chocolate, and coffee until the 1980s.

 Proclivities wrote: 

 
the "Pig Trough"   Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour  ( turn of the century FUN)
 the best !!!!    and yes, this kid has the greatest  mustache  - anywhere
This pic  in Brea and they are in  Buena Park also in   California ... and all over !!!  YUM!

 

Divine Fits-Just like Ice Cream

WHISPER IT TO ME THE WAY THAT YOU WANT ME
I DON’T GOT NO FEELIN NO MORE
READ IT TO ME
AND TELL ME MY RIGHTS
I DON’T THINK I KNOW NO MORE
YOU’RE TALKING SOUL POWER
AND I’M RIGHT THERE TOO
SHE WAITED FOR ME LIKE ICE CREAM
ON DRY ICE IN THE SUMMER
SHE WAITED FOR ME LIKE ICE CREAM
I COULDA TOOK ALL NIGHT
SHE WAITED FOR ME LIKE ICE CREAM
I COULDA TOOK ALL SUMMER
CAFé DANCER
SHE SHOWS YOU HER WOUNDS AND
YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW HER WELL
CAN’T THINK A ONE PLACE THAT YOU RATHER BE
AINT NOTHING YOU NEED TONIGHT
I’M READY TO BE IT AND YOU’RE RIGHT THERE TOO
I’M LIVING NOSTALGIA LIKE
LIKE ICE CREAM
ON DRY ICE IN THE SUMMER
AND MELTED IN THE ULTRA SHEEN
AND DIME-STORE COCOA BUTTER
SHE WAITED FOR ME LIKE ICE CREAM
I COULDA TOOK ALL SUMMER
SO GIMME SOME MORE

Well I'm not exactly screaming but I do wish Baskin Robbins would deliver

 Proclivities wrote: 
He looks like a serial killer in training.

I think she must be sitting with an invisible ice cream addict...

Apparently, even Beyonce likes Mr. Softee ice cream.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 

thanks but i'll have a popesicle instead

Ice Cream Tacos?